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    This is unbelievably awesome.

    Wil Wheaton reviews ST TNG episodes in detail. He provides his own bitter commentary and behind-the-scenes details.

    Short snippit of one:
    Personally, I hated the way they handled Wesley in this episode. He's already on his way to becoming a hated character, and the writers cranked it up to Warp 11. It was stupid of them to have Picard give him an adult responsibility, and then dismissively treat him like a child when he carried it out. It undermines both of the characters; how is the audience supposed to take either of them seriously? Maybe the idea was that Wesley would prove Picard wrong, with a big payoff at the end when Picard apologies or something and their relationship grows as a result. But all we get is one line in the cargo bay when Picard says, "Can you return to duty?" Really? That's it? How about, "Hey, can you kiss my ass, Captain? How does that work for you? I was right about everything, *****!"


    And another:
    "All the families head up into the saucer section, which will be commanded by Lt. Worf (who as a Klingon certainly won't want to shoot at every****ingthing he sees, and is therefore an excellent choice for the task of keeping them out of trouble)"

    "It's right around this moment, according to historical data and polling research, that the Kill Wesley movement got its first member, though scholars are unable to agree upon who it was. It has been narrowed down to a single male virgin, approximately age 24, living in his parents' basement in the American Midwest.)"


    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    The inhabitants of the Federation planet Styris IV had the fish for dinner, leading to an outbreak of deadly Anchilles fever. With Styris IV's fate in the hands of Acting President Ted Striker and his intern Elaine, the Enterprise pays a visit to the only planet in the entire galaxy that can provide a vaccine, Ligon II.
    So thats where he went
    "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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      It's funny.

      If you'll allow me to stop snarking on this for just a moment: this scene is really cool. The holodeck was one of the truly awesome concepts on TNG, and one of those things that nerds who like to write their own technical manuals – like me, for instance – really enjoyed. Tasha's basic description of the technology is simple and not nearly as expository as it could be, and Jessie Lawrence Ferguson's reaction to the whole thing is honest and connects with the audience nicely. Also, Tasha's marshal arts look real because she and Jonathan spent one or two lunch breaks a week taking actual training, so their characters could use it in the show. And before you ask, no, I didn't take annoying nerd lessons on my lunch breaks. I was already a level 29 master of those particular skills, thank you very much. I spent my free time rehearsing lame dialogue until I could read it without wincing. With the writing in the first season, I didn't have time for much of anything else.

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        This was already posted in another thread
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            Originally posted by Badfuzzy
            This was already posted in another thread
            Clearly it wasn't a good post if I haven't seen it.

            This thread is better, if only due to the title.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                I wonder if his attitude now towards his performance and his attitude then are really in sync. Sounds a lot like character (career) rehabilitation to me.

                That said, as a kid I did enjoy imagining an understory to the Weasly episodes where there really was a plot to kill him. Had that shuttle not crashed, Picard could have fufilled his primary objective.
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                  youth in asia would be useful here, save him from his cruel fate.
                  You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                    Originally posted by DaShi
                    Sounds a lot like character (career) rehabilitation to me.
                    Perhaps, but He's done pretty well for himself in the geek world, no?
                    Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                      I had a lot of fun with ST:TNG as a kid. My sister and I used to record the audio from several episodes to rearrange into more amusing episodes. This was a lot of work and we weren't complete nerds, so we didn't finish our projects. However, the poker games made for great dialog. Data must have audibly dealt himself 5 or 6 aces in one game.
                      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                        Oxymoron right there, doing well in the geek world is failing at life...
                        You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                          Again, Krill? Why?

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                            It's this or revise at 2 o'clock in the morning. I only woke up at midnight...
                            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                              Yeah, but twice in a few days is a bit much.

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