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  • #16
    What're you talking about? God created white people right here in Amurica.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #17
      We Asians were smart enough to wait until plane travel became a commonplace before we got here in massive numbers.
      B♭3

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      • #18
        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
        What're you talking about? God created white people right here in Amurica.
        I call bull**** on that.

        Everybody knows that Jesus was a black dude.
        B♭3

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        • #19
          Did the US give him AIDS?
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #20
            So would SlowwHand categorize this as a "wetback setback"?

            We need to get James Bond involved somehow with a Jetpack. The future of the free world and this pun depends on it.
            "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
              So would SlowwHand categorize this as a "wetback setback"?
              This would be a wetback setback threadjack, maybe.

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              • #22
                Better knock it off before we get some wetback setback threadjack blowback.
                Long live the Dead Threads!!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by SlowwHand
                  Not really a slur.
                  Probably not... to arrogant, white Texans.
                  Long live the Dead Threads!!

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                  • #24
                    I call Nethack. Possibly in the vicinity of Slowwhand's nutsack.
                    "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                    • #25
                      Here's a blackjack. I'll step back.
                      Long live the Dead Threads!!

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                      • #26
                        beer
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
                          beer
                          "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                          • #28
                            Well, to keep it short and sweet, some of you speak out of ignorance. The only cure for that is to try and learn.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #29
                              I'm most certainly not speaking out of ignorance.
                              DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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                              • #30
                                Pardon me? You don't know jack about what I'm talking about. That's ignorance. Not stupidity. Ignorance. Go learn.
                                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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