Two plumbing problems

[Alinestra Covelia]

1. The bathtub water's been leaking for a while now. The landlord is getting it fixed and the workers have been there taking out the tiles to replace all the pipes. The bathroom is a no-go area.

2. I need to pee but can't. (See 1. above.)

This is getting desperate.

[SlowwHand]

Any fast food restaurants nearby? A big bush?

[Aeson]

Find a mouse?

You're both right. I was a Brit for about 11 years but I'm now a Yank and have been for about 7 years. (Not counting my childhood years spent here.)

My neighbors don't get my sense of humor. I think it's some sort of inter-Atlantic disconnect. I invited them round for tea and then caught a mouse and threw it into an empty trash can, then peed into the trash can so the mouse was swimming around helplessly in waste water for a while, then I poured a cup of bleach into it so the mouse was breathing concentrated gaseous hydrochloric acid for a while before its lung tissues degraded and it died.

At this point my American neighbors looked at each other and said "Oh, so tea is an actual evening meal in England then???"

On a somewhat related side note, this looks awesome and every house should have one:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/sink-%252B-toilet-makes-dirty-hippies-happy-243902.php

[Thoth]

Pee in the kitchen sink.

[SlowwHand]

Aeson, you old fart. Are you lost again? Misplaced a thread?

[Aeson]

My suggestion was perfectly apt for this situation! (unless she can't find a mouse)

[Aeson]

Alternatively, you could date the guys working on the shower:

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
Seriously, that's not even a real reason, it's just squeamishness. It's like saying "I couldn't possibly go for a pee - my boyfriend's in there taking a shower".

[Alinestra Covelia]

*slaps thigh*

That works.

Can't believe I didn't think of it earlier.

BRB.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Thoth
Pee in the kitchen sink.

[snoopy369]

Aeson, do you have a journal of Ali's quotes somewhere? Perhaps an unhealthy obsession?

[Aeson]

Yes. My journal can be found here here.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Hear hear!

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Aeson
Alternatively, you could date the guys working on the shower:

[N35t0r]

I've found out that an empty bottle is always a good thing to have at hand. You might need a funnel though...

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Aeson
Alternatively, you could date the guys working on the shower:

Wait. I was going to post that