Embarrassments

[Alinestra Covelia]

*sigh*

I woke up this morning then realized I had a meeting with a student translator from China. I took a quick shower and got dressed, checking my email from the bed as I did so.

I drove into town, met the student translator and was able to take them shopping. (They don't have a car so it's hard for them to do this.)

Halfway through, one of the Chinese girls says to me quietly that I have a condom stuck to my ass.

I checked... and she wasn't wrong. Stuck to my jeans was a used condom. I think the bf must have left it on the bed and I sat on it accidentally when I was checking my emails.

*sigh*

Oh, and share your embarrassing stories, too.

[Wiglaf]

I routinely stick condoms on people and film it for Youtube. Park benches are the best for this.

[Pekka]

you're such a slut.

[Dr Strangelove]

Yeah, see, next time don't let him use a condom at all, then you'll be spared this sort of embarrassment.







It was a "him" wasn't it?

[Pekka]

That's not what I meant. Look at her avatar. Look into her eyes. Look into them! "So... you like my eyes, listen big boy, go and get me another drink and I might give you my number..." and the next day, she's in public with rubber in her ass.

SLut!

[BeBMan]

Back in school some guys put a sticker saying something stupid (don't remember anymore what exactly) on my back and I only noticed hours later when I returned home.

[Darius871]

I was caught masturbating to the Sears catalog at church.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Pekka
That's not what I meant. Look at her avatar. Look into her eyes. Look into them! "So... you like my eyes, listen big boy, go and get me another drink and I might give you my number..." and the next day, she's in public with rubber in her ass.

SLut!

The obvious solution is to cut out my eyeballs. Thanks!


Edit: Teeeeechnically the rubber wasn't "in" my ass. A lady's gotta have some standards...

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Darius871
I was caught masturbating to the Sears catalog at church.

Okay that's worse than my embarrassment. What happened exactly?

[Pekka]

If you remove your eyeballs, thne you're just a slut without eyes

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Re: Embarrassments

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
I think the bf must have left it on the bed

Lovely. He's a keeper.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Long ago, I stayed with a girlfriend and developed a sore throat. Her mother (a no-nonsense GP) insisted on checking me over, and promptly established that her daughter had given me oral thrush.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Pekka
If you remove your eyeballs, thne you're just a slut without eyes

There's a joke about singing blowjobs but I won't go there. Use your imagination, children.

(Can we get a smiley custom made for that, I wonder?)

[Pekka]

I know that one and I also know for a fact that you want to have sex with me.

I can't because you have a boyfriend. PM me when you're done with him though.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia


There's a joke about singing blowjobs but I won't go there. Use your imagination, children.

(Can we get a smiley custom made for that, I wonder?)

Take your pick Sis,

At the beginning of the song:





Just as the Song reaches its peak: