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    SAN FRANCISCO - What's black and white and warm all over?

    A penguin in a wetsuit, naturally. Sounds like a joke, but it's quite serious for biologists at the California Academy of Sciences, who had a wetsuit created for an African penguin to help him get back in the swim of things.

    Pierre, a venerable 25 years old, was going bald, which left him with an embarrassingly exposed, pale pink behind.

    Unlike marine mammals, which have a layer of blubber to keep them warm, penguins rely on their waterproof feathers.

    Without them, Pierre was unwilling to plunge into the academy's penguin tank and ended up shivering on the sidelines while his 19 peers played in the water.

    "He was cold; he would shake," said Pam Schaller, a senior aquatic biologist at the academy.


    Pierre's species of penguin is accustomed to temperate climates, unlike many of their cousins. The birds are nicknamed Jackass penguins because they make sounds similar to braying donkeys, quite startling the first time you hear it in an aquarium.

    Schaller first tried a heat lamp to keep Pierre warm. Then she got another idea: If wetsuits help humans frolic in the chilly Pacific, why not whip up one in a slightly smaller size?

    Staff at Oceanic Worldwide, a supplier of dive gear based in San Leandro, were enthusiastic about making a real penguin suit.

    "We were really excited to do it," said Teo Tertel, company marketing specialist. "We heard most of these penguins only live to 20, and our little buddy there was already 25. Anything we could do to help them, we were all for it."

    Schaller conducted fittings to design the suit, which fastens with Velcro at the back, covers Pierre's torso and has small openings for his flippers.

    "I would walk behind him and look at where there were any gaps, and cut and refit and cut and refit until it looked like it was extremely streamlined," she said.

    One concern was that the other penguins would reject Pierre in his new duds, but in fact, they accepted his sleek new look.

    Pierre was outfitted with the suit about six weeks ago. Since then, he has gained weight, grown back feathers on his hind parts and is again acting like his feisty, alpha-male self.

    On a recent visit, Pierre waddled around the tank, taking brief dips and standing on a rock next to his mate. He blended in well, although he was the only penguin with a black tummy.

    Schaller can't say for sure whether the wetsuit allowed Pierre to recover his fine feathers, but "certainly we were able to keep him comfortable during a period of time that would have been very difficult for him to stay comfortable."

    With his plumage restored, Pierre is being weaned off the suit, taking more and more dips in the buff.

    There are no plans to make him a matching surf board.


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  • #2
    What a jackass

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    • #3
      beautiful plumage
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #4
        There are no plans to make him a matching surf board.


        awww

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        • #5
          That was something completely different.
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          • #6
            I think he's cute
            In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams

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            • #7
              Good that they could help him fit in with his peers.
              Had probably been a bummer.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                I knew that title would draw SlowwHand into the thread.
                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                • #9
                  at dinner my sister got mad at my younger brother for saying 'ass' and told him to never say it again.
                  so then i said 'ever again in your life' very dramatically.
                  then more chit chat among the younger ones about when he's old and he's not allowed to say it.
                  then i said 'Hey, [older sister], you know what kind of penguin i learned about today?
                  then my 13 year old sister shouts "The jackass penguin!"

                  so then my older sister said 'Don't call them that kind. Call them donkey penguins instead'
                  so i said that would be ridiculous and just kept chanting 'jackass penguin', while my siblings were giggling, until she blushed and went to her room. i'm so immature.

                  the younger girls in my family went to the new england aquarium about half a year ago and learned about them then.

                  thanks for posting this, Wezil

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by b etor
                    thanks for posting this, Wezil
                    I need more than two threads. I have to bump stale threads to get all the weird news in.
                    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                    • #11
                      If Pierre gets into swimming trouble Mondo the lifeguard will be there to help out.
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                      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                      • #12
                        Dogs

                        Penguins
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by LordShiva
                          Dogs

                          Penguins
                          QFT
                          Blah

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Wezil


                            I need more than two threads. I have to bump stale threads to get all the weird news in.
                            What a wimp. I regularly make 3-4 threads a day. I've made two today already, and will probably make 2 more later.
                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #15
                              "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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