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    NEW YORK - "I can haz dream Job? My rezumez! let me showz u thm"

    That's the subject line of a cover letter sent by a job applicant to I Can Has Cheezburger, one of the premier sites for so-called Lolcat pictures.

    Don't think the letter will be rejected out of hand - bad spelling is no obstacle to a job in the Lolcat world. It may even be an asset.

    Lolcats became an Internet craze last year. A typical example shows a picture of a fat and hopeful cat accompanied by a caption in a baby-talk-like dialect known as Lolspeak: "I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?"

    Apparently, looking at Lolcats all day is an appealing job. Ben Huh, founder of the site and chief executive of Seattle-based Pet Holdings Inc., has received 250 applications since the job was posted on Monday under the headline "Kittehs Want Moar Workerhumans."

    "I got a stack of resumes that I can't even go through," Huh said. "You know how they say, 'Spell everything correctly because the people reading your resume will toss it out otherwise?' Well, we can't even do that. We won't knock you out for spelling. . . . The traditional resume screening methods don't apply here."

    The winning applicant will join three other people who moderate ICHC and a few related Pet Holdings sites (think dogs with funny captions). A big part of the job will be selecting from the 7,000 submissions the company receives every day of captioned photos, plus 2,000 uncaptioned ones.

    Cat ownership is not required, just "a great sense of humour, a deep understanding and love of the Internets and a strong work ethic."




    Is yoar resumay in teh pile LS?
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

  • #2
    Ben...Huh?
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    • #3
      Wasn't there a movie about this guy, starring Charlton Heston
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      • #4
        Icanhasjob
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #5
          If I does ur jobs, how mani moneyz u gives mi?
          My Words Are Backed With Bad Attitude And VETERAN KNIGHTS!

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          • #6
            dey took er jerbs
            Unbelievable!

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            • #7
              People who 'speak' like that should be shot.

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              • #8
                Lordstone? True president. Over all the fora.

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                • #9
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #10
                    U have high tyoreance.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Verto
                      People who 'speak' like that should be shot.
                      Wir müssen die Lolspeakers ausrotten!
                      Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                      The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                      The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                      • #12
                        Es ist Zeit für Polyreich!

                        Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                        The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                        The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                          Icanhasjob
                          IcanHaslowPayingJob
                          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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