The million dollar whore thread. Are you it? And for what?

[LordShiva]

Don't tasers have little needles that go into teh skin?

There's no way I'd let Donegeal stick needles into my balls, not even for $1m

[Donegeal]

Yes, there are fishhook type probes, but you can remove those and just go for a direct contact drive stun.

[Xorbon]

Originally posted by LordShiva
Don't tasers have little needles that go into teh skin?

There's no way I'd let Donegeal stick needles into my balls, not even for $1m

Just think of it as acupuncture...in the nuts...with electricity.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Donegeal
Yes, there are fishhook type probes, but you can remove those and just go for a direct contact drive stun.

Then your hand would have to get close enough to my balls that it would brush against my Cheney, thus making us both ghey

[Theben]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
I don't mind being tased in the balls.

In your case, we can just hook up electrodes to your labia.

[Jon Miller]

Where is the 'I wouldn't do any of them'?

I mean, I might think about eating ash or something, but that wouldn't be because I was getting a million dollars but because I thought I could do it (or something).

JM

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Theben
In your case, we can just hook up electrodes to your labia.

That sounds like under very carefully controlled situations with a very low current and immediate user access to an OFF button it could actually be rather enjoyable.

It reminds me of this article about a woman who got an electrode slightly misplaced during spine surgery and ended up having spontaneous orgasms. Thinking back, it's even possible that I first read about it here on Poly!

[Theben]

That was 7 years ago! I don't think it's gonna come* anytime soon!




*I made a funny! yay!