Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

The million dollar whore thread. Are you it? And for what?

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 7
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 template Next
  • #61
    Eating a bowl of ashes? Isn't that what Dr. Spock does every so often when he's meditating?

    I seem to remember a Star Trek movie when Kirk goes to talk to him and he's in meditation and Kirk says "Dining on ashes?"
    "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

    Comment

    • #62
      I've already had fireants in my pants before, and didn't get no million dollars.

      Probably the only boy with a working fireant farm though. We did get the queen...
      One who has a surplus of the unorthodox shall attain surpassing victories. - Sun Pin
      You're wierd. - Krill

      An UnOrthOdOx Hobby

      Comment

      • #63
        I'd do the garbage thing if I had an environmental suit.
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

        Comment

        • #64
          Do you have to be wearing your pants when the fire ants are inserted?

          Comment

          • #65
            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

            Comment

            • #66
              Also: does the finger you cut off need to be yours?
              DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

              Comment

              • #67
                Hmmmm... could the blow job be an alcoholic beverage?

                Comment

                • #68
                  My granddad loved to have his chewing-tobacco rolled in cigarette ashes. As he didn't smoke, it was really a treat for him when my mom would bring a little bag of ashes when we went visiting.

                  Comment

                  • #69
                    Originally posted by UnOrthOdOx
                    I've already had fireants in my pants before, and didn't get no million dollars.

                    Probably the only boy with a working fireant farm though. We did get the queen...
                    You aren't talking the red ants in Utah are you? Those ain't fire ants.

                    ACK!
                    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

                    Comment

                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Spec

                      He started as a backyard brawler and was picked up for UFC....he destroyed the all mighty Tank. He wins his fights usually within 1 minute or so...against professionnal fighters.

                      Its just sad that he wasn't picked up when he was like 12 years old. A natural fighter, with a brain. He also has a degree in computer science and he does all his web designs himself.

                      Spec.
                      He destroyed the mighty, 9-14 Tank. His one other fight on EliteXC, not UFC, he won.

                      He fights again next month on CBS.

                      Also, He went to UM for a year and a half according to http://www.kimboslice.org/, which is where the Wiki stuff was cut and pasted from.

                      ACK!
                      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

                      Comment

                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Tuberski


                        You aren't talking the red ants in Utah are you? Those ain't fire ants.

                        ACK!
                        Those would be harvester ants.

                        I'm talking an actual mound of fire ants down at my Grandma's place. My grandma and I figured I could do it safely by wearing my bee suit and duct taping all the openings. And, for the most part it worked, but a fair few got in still.

                        And, for a while, Utah did have at least one colony of Fire ants, that was really fun to toss random things in and watch them eat.
                        One who has a surplus of the unorthodox shall attain surpassing victories. - Sun Pin
                        You're wierd. - Krill

                        An UnOrthOdOx Hobby

                        Comment

                        • #72
                          Not many straight answers here. I'd do most of those for $1m - only ones I'd definitely rule out are having fingers cut off and being tased in the balls (from a family bearing perspective rather than pain).

                          A couple others might depend on details.

                          Comment

                          • #73
                            I don't mind being tased in the balls.
                            "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

                            Comment

                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
                              I don't mind being tased in the balls.
                              I knew it! Always thought there was something fishy about you.


                              But now we know.


                              Spec.
                              Last edited by Spec; April 22, 2008, 18:58.
                              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

                              Comment

                              • #75
                                Originally posted by DrSpike
                                Not many straight answers here. I'd do most of those for $1m - only ones I'd definitely rule out are having fingers cut off and being tased in the balls (from a family bearing perspective rather than pain).

                                A couple others might depend on details.
                                How about play the Sims?

                                How about advertise them?

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 template Next
                                Working...
                                X