WOOOOOOO HOO! BERZ! We Have Tornadoes!

[Apocalypse]

I have the tornadoes attacking me too.

For those of you not in the area right now, that front is basically 100% tornadoes that are killing everything in their path.

[Aeson]

What did you Texans do to anger God so?

[Apocalypse]

We haven't executed the guys from the kiddie rape cult in Waco yet.

[Riesstiu IV]

Apocalypse is correct. God demands more executions of heathen polygamists.

[Berzerker]

god i hate tornadoes

2-3 years ago we had a mass break out of 70-80 tornadoes from Lawrence to KC. The zone was maybe 15 miles east of us

[Aeson]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
Apocalypse is correct. God demands more executions of heathen polygamists.

I see he has spared you... so I take it you personally haven't been slacking in this regard

[Lancer]

Did they shut the Dallas airport? I wouldn't want to land there with wind sheer.

[Riesstiu IV]

Originally posted by Aeson


I see he has spared you... so I take it you personally haven't been slacking in this regard

God's work is never done.

[Theben]

You can keep 'em. We always get enough of our own.

I'm pretty sure that front will mosey up my direction in the next coupl'a days.

God demands more executions of heathen Poly gamers.

[LordShiva]

HB Berz!!12 e:

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Zk, I'm glad you didn't land here today, buddy.

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Theben
You can keep 'em. We always get enough of our own.

I'm pretty sure that front will mosey up my direction in the next coupl'a days.

Nah, it's hitting here now, with a lot of rain, damn thunder woke me up..

ACK!

[SlowwHand]

Let me tell you what happened, because it was weird.
I'm sitting here, watching weather on tv. There's all these circular wind sheers that have the potential to become tornadic. One area has approximately 10, just stacked on each other, with a few others outlying.
The weather guy says, "Here's something of which viewers really need to be aware", and he leans forward to point at this mass of sheers. As he does so, ALL of the circular symbols disappear. The guys steps back, looking at the radar. THEN, he looks at the camera. THEN he looks off-stage. THEN, he turns back to the camera and says, "Well, I guess what I want you to see is that all the sheers have disappeared".
He had the funniest look on his face. We still got hail and winds of 70 or so, but that was the worst of it, here, where I live.
I'll remember the look on that guy's face forever.

[-Jrabbit]

Sounds like you guys actually got off pretty lucky overall.
Let this be a warning to you.

[Imran Siddiqui]

There are a ton of windows still out in buildings all over downtown Atlanta due to the tornados about a month ago.