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  • Acute viral gastroenteritis

    I've lost 5 pounds in the last 16 hours.

    I ****ing HATE being sick.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

  • #2
    eeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

    Get better soon...and puke in the other direction, please.

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    • #3
      At least no one has to pull a six foot tapeworm out of your ass.
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #4
        TMI!!!

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        • #5
          I don't even remember the last time I was sick, it must have been over a decade ago. But out of solidarity I will now start coughing violently for 2 minutes.

          I hope you get well soon.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Zkribbler
            TMI!!!
            I was looking for a safe-for-work funny sick picture and happened across a medical shot of (not icky in anyway other than being a...) tapeworm and the blog entry it went with. So that's why people get married: Someone is always there to either push sh*t or pull sh*t out of your ass!
            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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            • #7
              Re: Acute viral gastroenteritis

              Originally posted by Guynemer
              I've lost 5 pounds in the last 16 hours.
              No big deal, that's just $10.
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #8
                7 pounds and counting.


                Gatorade and saltines: breakfast of champions.
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #9
                  I suggest a Jimmy Dean sausage roll.
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
                  Killing it is the new killing it
                  Ultima Ratio Regum

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                  • #10
                    Aren't you a doctor? The last time I had that my doctor gave me something that stopped me up. In fact, it gave me constipation.
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • #11
                      AVG
                      Unless it's the anti-virus software anyway
                      <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                      I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Re: Acute viral gastroenteritis

                        Originally posted by LordShiva


                        No big deal, that's just $10.

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                        • #13
                          Are you sure it is nothing to do with drinking too much last night?
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #14
                            i think i'm sick with something too. not acute viral gastroenteritis, but i've lost a lot of weight the past few days, and i've been eating a lot of junky food. [[free food for good grades, cast parties, etc.]]
                            i asked my dad what he thought, since he's a doctor, but he just said 'oh good job, you're losing weight!'

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