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  • #46
    I don't know, but that's alright since I'm not a native English-speaker like American and Indians.
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    • #47
      Does Imran mean Colon in Belgican?
      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #48
        If you didn't inhale, you wasted it and should have your ass kicked. Damn, Imran. I been wanting brownies so bad for so last too long. Just for the hell of it. I may have to break down. If I do, will you help me get rid of them?
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #49
          Originally posted by LordShiva
          You know what this sounds like in teh context of this conversation, right?
          I would tell you, but then you'd think I wus stalking you and report me to Ming for conduct unbecoming a moderator.
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #50
            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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            • #51
              Don't blame me. It's all Winston's fault. He'll chase me out like he did Laz.
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #52
                Winston, life must be a never-ending fun for you
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Zkribbler


                  I heard the basis of the belief is this.

                  You have only so much blood. Usually, the stomach doesn't use a lot, only when it's digesting food. Muscles at rest don't use a lot, but they need it when they're working. Using both your skeletal muscles and your digestive muscles at the same time could overtax your blood-oxygen, leading to cramps.
                  It's a similar reason to why you shouldn't go swimming with attractive women in bikinis.
                  One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                  • #54
                    On the other hand, you do get a rather handy rudder
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #55
                      Brownies

                      Inhaling brownies and rolling around in the hay
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Dauphin
                        It's a similar reason to why you shouldn't go swimming with attractive women in bikinis.
                        God knows I try to get them to take those darn things off, but they just won't!

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Asher
                          :happyfrown:
                          What exactly would this smilie look like??? I'm confused...
                          <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                          I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                          • #58
                            Asher has the early symptons of dementia.
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                            • #59
                              Haven't the Mythbusters figured this out yet?
                              APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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                              • #60
                                Dont you have unusual holes to find?!

                                Spec.
                                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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