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  • This Vodka Ad Pisses Me Off Anyone Want To Man Up To Drinking This Crap?

    Absolut Vodka


    SKYY Vodka


    SKYY® Vodka, Made in the USA, Proudly Supports Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo

    America’s Most-Popular Domestic Vodka Decries Absolut® Vodka’s Suggestion to Redraw North American Map

    SAN FRANCISCO--(BUSINESS WIRE)--In 1848, the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo officially ended the Mexican-America War (1846-1848). With the signing of this treaty, the United States gained control of what was to become the Golden West, including California, Arizona, Utah, Nevada and parts of Colorado and New Mexico. Today, SKYY® Vodka, the number-one vodka produced in the United States, spoke out against suggestions by Absolut® Vodka to disregard that treaty, as well as the joining of Texas to the Union in 1845, as depicted in Absolut’s recent advertising.

    “Like SKYY Vodka, the residents of states like California, Texas and Arizona are exceptionally proud of the fact that they are from the United States of America,” said Dave Karraker, SKYY Vodka. “To imply that they might be interested in changing their mailing addresses, as our competitor seems to be suggesting in their advertising, is a bit presumptuous.”

    In the ad, an “Absolut World” is depicted where the map of North America is re-drawn with Mexico claiming much of the Western United States, negating the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, as well as the Gadsden Purchase (1853), and the independence of Texas (1836).

    “Don’t get me started on the Gadsden Purchase,” continues Karraker. “I think the folks in Tucson and Yuma would be rubbed the wrong way if they hear this landmark deal was somehow nullified as suggested by Absolut, a Swedish-owned brand.”

    SKYY Vodka was founded in San Francisco in 1992 and continues to be produced in the United States. Premium SKYY Vodka is made from American grain carefully selected from the Midwest and 100% pure filtered water. SKYY’s proprietary four-column distillation and three-step filtration process consistently ensures exceptional quality. SKYY Vodka products include luxury SKYY90
    Does anyone drink Absolut vodka want to fess up because it tastes like crap and you're all a bunch of girls.

  • #2
    San Francisco Vodka -- it's the #1 vodka in gay bars around the world. I didn't know straight guys drank it.

    Be sure to drink it while watching My Own Private Idaho
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    • #3
      Unfortunately, Skyy vodka is also pure crap.

      Stoly or Grey Goose ftw.
      "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly

        Stoly or Grey Goose ftw.
        JM
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        • #5
          Grey Goose. Of course, only at heart Russkies drink vodka. A good Southern boy drinks bourbon whiskey.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            So then, what do you drink, Sloww?
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #7
              I used to prefer vodka, even the cheap stuff.
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #8
                I stick to either bourbon (right now, Knob Creek) or gin (right now Tanqueray) really. Though I make sure to keep some Tequila, Rum, and Vodka on hand.
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #9
                  Tanqueray is the gin to drink.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Absolut taste

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SlowwHand
                      Tanqueray is the gin to drink.
                      good, but Bombay Sapphire > Tanqueray
                      "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                      • #12
                        I blame the french, seeing as they now own the Absolut Vodka brand.
                        I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                        • #13
                          VOdka :;;:b;:;bb;b:

                          Absotult black 100 proo f :b;
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                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #14
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                            • #15
                              WHotF is perfeictions?
                              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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