tips and secrets of success with women

[MarkG]

[disclaimer]i found an ad for this on the #50 comedy sketches article[/disclaimer]

now on to the issues

Who on earth buys these books?!??


and wasnt bassil a character in Austin Powers?

[Blake]

Blake's one-step guide to winning women's hearts and minds:

1) Pay attention to her .

It's really that simple, all you need to know otherwise, is actually how to pay attention to someone else rather than your own thoughts (of having sex, no doubt )

[Jon Miller]

Hmm, that doesn't work.

JM

[Julian Delphiki]

Originally posted by Blake
Blake's one-step guide to winning women's hearts and minds:

1) Pay attention to her .

Stalking often leads to restraining order.

[CerberusIV]

If you want to be successful with women just be extremely rich.

[FrostyBoy]

Blake, such an ametuer.

PRETEND to pay attention to her.


CerberusIV, another ametuer.

Quality girls don't want or need your money.

[Blake]

Originally posted by FrostyBoy
Blake, such an ametuer.

PRETEND to pay attention to her.

Well maybe that'll work if you just want to have sex with her . But what's the point of that? Females are SO much more interesting as more than sexual playthings (yet another good reason to pay attention to them).

[MarkG]

what do buddhist monks have to do with women?

[Ninot]

Originally posted by FrostyBoy
Quality girls don't want or need your money.

Then why do they charge $500 an hour?

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Blake
Blake's one-step guide to winning women's hearts and minds:

1) Pay attention to her .

This is actually teh opposite of what works.

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
Hmm, that doesn't work.

JM

[Whoha]

You mean you all don't trust the internets on these matters?

[Ninot]

Originally posted by LordShiva


This is actually teh opposite of what works.

Not if she's buddhist

[Kidlicious]

I'm pretty sure laying a bunch of buddhist hooey on them isn't going to work either, but blake is correct. Women like to talk about themselves and they want you to be hanging on every word, however, they do want you to be confident. They know that confident men don't have to talk about themselves all the time.

[aneeshm]

There is only one "secret" to success with women, and it isn't much of a secret, either. It's simple:

Be a MAN!