If I'm not around it's because I joined a monastary

[Dis]

you know those ones where there are only men, and no women to tempt me. Women drive me crazy. My level of sexual frustration has grown to a new level. I have 17 year old girls flirting with me now. Not to mention girls at work. But they only want to flirt, none will put out (not that I would break the law and sleep with a 17 year old).

Why is it girls will flirt, but not put out?

Anyways, I'm not dead yet. I'll try to check in from time to time.

Now to find a monastary near Las Vegas. I have a sneaking suspicion one cannot be found near here.

[SlowwHand]

For what it's worth, which isn't much, I think you're an idiot.

[The Mad Monk]

Hey Dis, how have you been?

[OzzyKP]

Also, for what its worth, 17 year old girls are legal in Nevada: http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm

I'd very much advise against it anyway, but they aren't jail bait.

[Lancer]

French foriegn legion

[SlowwHand]

Nevada Ne'er Do Wells.

[Lancer]

Los Vegas teen cheerleaders assoc.

[SlowwHand]

Mindless mechanic meandering melancholily through the mist of his own mind.

Alliterationathon!

[Dracon II]

I wonder if Blake was having the same problem.

[Zevico]

Mindless mechanic meandering melancholily through the mist of his own mind.

Seemingly sapient Slowwhand's suggestion seeringly stupid.

[CrONoS]

hi dis;
glad to see you here

[Blake]

I approve!

Now to find a monastary near Las Vegas. I have a sneaking suspicion one cannot be found near here.

Hahah. There's a Forest Sangha Monastery in Californa. The Forest Sangha are the ones who definitely wont ask you for money .
Okay, it is a pretty decent drive from LV, but not THAT far . Only like 12 hours drive (I make that kind of drive quite often). And hey, board, food and 'entertainment' is completely free once you get there! Cheap holiday overall .

Originally posted by Dracon II
I wonder if Blake was having the same problem.

The 17 year old girls () I associate with are principled enough to not flirt with me .

[onodera]

Just pinch their nipple when they start flirting with you. If they don't stop, go for it. Otherwise, they'll help your cheeks maintain a healthy glow.

[Combat Ingrid]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
For what it's worth, which isn't much, I think you're an idiot.

[LordShiva]

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