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    I have decided to convert to Origin

    I have after undergoing a spiritual crisis in which I have abandoned my cultural Catholicism and occasional atheism have now embraced the Origin.


    Blake and Ressius must know that they have been mislead by the evil ancients who do not share their knowledge with their followers. The Ori do, they wish us to be good and just.


    Especially Blake who follows the vile teaching inspired by Oma Desh, or whatever she is called, will have a difficult time removing his taint.

    Embrace origin into your hearts, it is the only true path to salvation and enlightenment, since unlike all the phony religions the glorius Ori provide proof of their power and the good book changes the way you see the world. I shall return tommorw, any who wish to be saved post your devotion to the Ori all others shall forfeit their lives. Make it convincing, but do not dare lie for I as the prior of the Ori will by their grace discover any lie.


    Hallowed are the Ori!
    Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
    The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
    The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila
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    RIP
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    • #3


      Adria could get me to ascend.
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      • #4
        OOC:

        Nah, she would just use the promise of ascension to sap the life force out of you. Typical female.
        Last edited by Heraclitus; April 1, 2008, 14:47.
        Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
        The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
        The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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        • #5
          After Julian Clary's eye-openr with the Ark of Truth, being an Ori follower is a bit silly.


          Adria.
          One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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          • #6
            You need to lear to distingusih fiction from reality.




            The whole arc of truth thing is blasphemus propaganda. Repent Dauphin or you will not join the Ori in ascension.
            Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
            The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
            The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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            • #7
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              • #8
                WTF is Origin?

                WhoTF is Ressius?
                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                • #9
                  Maybe we should call up a Prior who will visit you and teach you about the book of origin and the one and only faith you will , from then on, need in your life

                  HALLOWED ARE THE ORI
                  Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                  Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                  • #10
                    Indeed. Priors are beacons on the road to enlightenment. I now make Proteus a prior of poly. /proteus suddenly develops a very white complexion, mild ritualistic scaring and has superpowers/

                    HALLOWED ARE THE ORI.
                    Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                    The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                    The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                    • #11
                      Personally, I've allways been rather fond of the nordic mythologies. Thor and the rest of the greys.
                      I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                      • #12
                        I'd always wanted to pick some deity from a D&D sourcebook to start worshipping, so I could then get offended when believers of other more established religions pretended their gods were any more real.
                        "The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists."
                        -Joan Robinson

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                        • #13
                          So when is the comet suppose to take you to heaven?
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Victor Galis
                            I'd always wanted to pick some deity from a D&D sourcebook to start worshipping, so I could then get offended when believers of other more established religions pretended their gods were any more real.
                            Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                            The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                            The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                            • #15
                              @Kidicious:

                              You attempt to mock us, but know that this is written in the Book of Origin:

                              Those who follow the path of righteousness shall be raised up high.

                              and

                              Those who reach enlightenment shall rejoice with the Ori forever

                              and also:

                              Make yourself one with the path, and the journey will lead you to eternity.


                              Cleans your mind of wickedness, join us on the true path before it is too late.


                              Hallowed are the Ori!
                              Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                              The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                              The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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