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  • Am I The Only Hater of April Fools Day?

    I've always hated it. It's boring and stupid, I think.
    So many people seem to thrive with it.
    With every single day filled with liars and fools, where is the need for a special day?
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

  • #2
    I wonder what the Onion does today? Seriously report the news?
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      Imran, that's a very good question. A type of Bizarro World situation.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Re: Am I The Only Hater of April Fools Day?

        Originally posted by SlowwHand
        I've always hated it. It's boring and stupid, I think.
        So many people seem to thrive with it.
        With every single day filled with liars and fools, where is the need for a special day?
        I think it's because mose April Fool's pranks are so lame. 95% of them are stupid or mean spirited.

        One of the exceptions was this morning's offer by Google for a new feature which would let people browse websites and webfeatures before they were created.

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        • #5
          Am I The Only Hater of April Fools Day?


          No. It's stupid, especially in news reporting. My daily paper, Denmark's largest, prides itself with being the only major media outlet which abstains from this nonsense. It simply has no place among otherwise serious and credible news coverage.

          Now, if you can fool your friends and family, preferably making them cross into another room for it (old 'qualifier' in this country), by all means have fun with it. But the way it's started to take over public life, I suppose almost as sort of a new annual 'holiday', is just bogus and, basically, infantile in the extreme. I don't need this crap at all.

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          • #6
            I just got pranked a few minutes ago. Daughter #3 calls and says daughter #2 who is pregnant and due in June that her water has broken and #3 doesn't know what to do (which is true she "knows nothing about birthin' no babies") and #2's boyfriend has taken the car. I have no car, it's in the shop, and tell her to keep #2 calm and that I was walking to their place as fast as I could get there and as I'm about to hang up the phone they both start laughing and yell April fools! Needless to say I was a bit pissed as I had just walked in the door from work. Obviously their not a dumb as I thought because within a minute or two they were both down here apologizing their little heads off.

            Yeah......me to Sloww, I hate today.
            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
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            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SlowwHand
              A type of Bizarro World situation.

              WTF is Bizarro?
              Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
              The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
              The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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              • #8
                Wikipedia has a long list of April Fools pranks. I like this one:

                Every year National Public Radio in the United States does an extensive news story on April 1st. These usually start off more or less reasonably, and get more and more unusual. A recent example is the story on the "iBod" a portable body control device. It also runs false sponsor mentions, such as "Support for NPR comes from the Soylent Corporation, manufacturing protein-rich food products in a variety of colors. Soylent Green is People.”

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                • #9
                  It's April fools today?
                  DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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                  • #10
                    April fools day would be pretty good without all the bad/obvious jokes.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Winston
                      Am I The Only Hater of April Fools Day?


                      No. It's stupid, especially in news reporting. My daily paper, Denmark's largest, prides itself with being the only major media outlet which abstains from this nonsense. It simply has no place among otherwise serious and credible news coverage.

                      Now, if you can fool your friends and family, preferably making them cross into another room for it (old 'qualifier' in this country), by all means have fun with it. But the way it's started to take over public life, I suppose almost as sort of a new annual 'holiday', is just bogus and, basically, infantile in the extreme. I don't need this crap at all.
                      It's NOT COMMERCIALIZED. So many people are whining whenever something has ads during it. Well there are no 'April Fools Day sales' or napkins or computer games..it is a pure holiday, so I think you're just trying to stir up some ****.

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                      • #12
                        April Fools Day Sucks.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #13
                          You're OUT OF YOUR ****ING ELEMENT It's one day out of 365, it can't' suck, it passes quickly and is a time for harmless pranks if you have friends and you can't get dumped either, because no one would take the girl seriously and it'd lose all emotional resonance she was going for.

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                          • #14
                            Am I the only one who thinks the Mosley thingi was way over the top?
                            "Football is like chess, only without the dice." Lukas Podolski

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by siron
                              Am I the only one who thinks the Mosley thingi was way over the top?
                              Is this what you're talking about?

                              FIA President Max Mosley has been caught on film taking part in a Nazi fetish orgy, a British tabloid revealed earlier today. Although we initially thought it was the world's zaniest April Fool's joke, we were wrong. Sick and wrong. During the five-hour orgy video, which the tabloid also has in possession (and which we have a quick clip from up top) Mosley both dominated and submitted to the five hookers, who dressed both as Nazis and concentration camp prisoners. The 67-year-old, who has been married for 48 years, was at one point whipped so hard that the orgy had to be halted while a bandage was applied to stop his bleeding.

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