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"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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-better crying
-frog
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AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
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Re: I've seen a mirror today
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.Originally posted by Heresson
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The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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Re: Re: I've seen a mirror today
My best friend married a Jewish woman, so when the Rabbi and Minister were at the reception bar, I walked up to them and said, "What, is this a joke?"Originally posted by Zkribbler
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Threads like this are what make OT so titillating. Random cliches. Oh boy.Here is an interesting scenario to check out. The Vietnam war is cool.Comment
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Originally posted by unscratchedfoot
Threads like this are what make OT so titillating. Random cliches. Oh boy.
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A priest, a minister and a rabbi are passing the time by playing a game of penny-ante poker. They're surprised by a police officer, who arrests them and hauls them into nightcourt. The judge is shocked by the charge.
Judge: Father, were you gambling?
Priest: (Forgive me Father for the untruth.) No Your Honor, I wasn't gambling.
Judge: Reverend, were you gambling?
Minister: (Forgive me Lord for lying.) No Your Honor, I wasn't gambling.
Judge: Rabbi, were you gambling?
Rabbi: With who??Comment
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I think unscratched foot needs more titillating, or at least scratching.
Unscratched, if You kick your screen really hard, your feet will get to my side of it, and I will scratch You, OK?"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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