Madonna wants to remake Casablanca - plans to set it in war-torn Iraq

[Riesstiu IV]

Originally posted by Cort Haus




Did you not see 'Independence Day' and Spielburger's 'War of the Worlds'?

To name but two.

Both were awesome. It was like *pew* *pew* *BOOM*. They had explosions and everything.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Cort Haus


Thank-you for changing your avatar back.

...and BTW, Eddie Izzard is a friggin' genius! Deranged certainly, but a genius just the same.

[Cort Haus]

Never put a sock in a toaster. Never put jam on a magnet.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Kidicious


She's probably the best looking women in her age group in the world.

I saw Michelle Pfeiffer on a chat show the other day. She's still really hot and is the same age as Madonna.

[The Mad Monk]

Madonna needs to be trampled by a pack of overwrought Lubavitch.

[Zkribbler]

...except the movie needs a hot Muslim babe.

How about the Miss Turkey who was trying to teach Paris Hilton to belly dance?

[Cort Haus]

Plenty of hot Muslim babes working in central London. Sultry eye make-up, pouting red lips and teasing headscarves ....

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
Citizen Kane wasn't even about WWE champion Kane.

Yeah, I was disappointed to find out it wasn't a film based around Command and Conquer

[Tattila the Hun]

Well, that bloke died at the start of the movie. But, of course, KANE LIVES!

Somewhat coincidentially, listening to the soundtrack from Tiberian Sun.

One does wonder, should there be some sort of legal way for movie affiniados to prevent remakes? I mean, you have the Mount Rushmore, right? Suppose someone would buy the land, move the original away, and replace it with one with, er, Bush, Raygun, who else...?

Or make a pop-version of the Star Spangled Spanner? That's illegal... I hope.