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  • #16
    She just lingers on doesn't she? She should have done us all a favour and retired years ago. So Madonna, why don't you JUST F**K OFF!
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #17
      Originally posted by PLATO
      Remake of Casablanca

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      • #18
        Madonna

        I should change my avatar back. Hillary is already a has been.
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • #19
          Casablanca is actually my favorite movie of all time. The thought of an ugly old bag like Madonna in it is just wrong.
          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Oerdin
            Casablanca is actually my favorite movie of all time. The thought of an ugly old bag like Madonna in it is just wrong.
            She's probably the best looking women in her age group in the world.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Kuciwalker


              I tend to agree with this due to the odds are that it would be a bad film...however, if a quality remake could be made, I would like to see it.

              That is not to say that it could ever top the original.
              "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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              • #22
                Madonna wants to remake Casablanca - plans to set it in war-torn Iraq
                I was about to ignore this, thinking it was a LordShiva-made birthday thread...
                This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHand

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                • #23
                  I'm not sure a remake could be made that would capture the original. Outside the context of a then current struggle against Nazi Germany it simply lack meaning.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #24
                    Madonna wants to remake Casablanca


                    Madonna - the eternal wannabe.

                    She could do a snuff remake of Jeanne D'Arc - no doubles - for all I care.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                      I'm not sure a remake could be made that would capture the original. Outside the context of a then current struggle against Nazi Germany it simply lack meaning.
                      Maybe if the Americans were cast in the role of the Germans...

                      Col. Street: Are you one of those who can't imagine Yankee tanks in the streets of your beloved Bagdad?
                      Riq: It's not particularly my beloved Bagdad.
                      Col Street: Can you imagine us in Damascus?
                      Riq: Ask me when you get there.
                      Col. Street: Can you imagine us in the streets of Tehran?
                      Riq: Well, there are parts of Tehran, I'd recommend the that even the Yankees not try to invade.
                      A side benefit is that Madonna could play a devout, conservative Muslim, wearing a burqua.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Kidicious


                        She's probably the best looking women in her age group in the world.
                        Well yes, but she doesn't have much competition either. And even if so, she should keep to posters and pornography and stop troubling us with her awful, bandwagon-following music and artistic gestures.
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #27
                          Casablanca and Citizen Kane are two of the worst movies ever made. Citizen Kane wasn't even about WWE champion Kane.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Oerdin
                            Casablanca is actually my favorite movie of all time.
                            Maltese Falcon and Dark Passage are better to name but two of the maestro's.

                            and Lauren Bacall

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
                              Casablanca and Citizen Kane are two of the worst movies ever made.


                              Did you not see 'Independence Day' and Spielburger's 'War of the Worlds'?

                              To name but two.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Kidicious
                                Madonna

                                I should change my avatar back. Hillary is already a has been.
                                Thank-you for changing your avatar back. I do like some of M's work, and she should not embark upon this ridiculous project.

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