Which is the gayest polytubby?

[Elok]

I named the four most obvious choices from currently-active posters. And by "gayest," I mean, "if all the gay people here were to claim to be totally straight, which would you disbelieve the longest?" B etor is disqualified for wanting to have it both ways. If you select "other," please specify.

Brought to you by Wiglaf's thread, where he somehow disbelieved that Wittlich was gay. I wondered, "granted, Wiggy is probably Asher's sock-puppet, but how can you fail to notice Wittlich is gay? He's like the gayest person he--wait. Is he? Hmmm..."

[Cort Haus]

No Starchild Option

[Elok]

Crap, I knew I was forgetting someone!

[Jon Miller]

starchild

JM

[Nostromo]

We went through this before, with a better thread title might I add

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=166565&highlight=mirror+mirror

Of course, Starchild crushed the competition.

[Elok]

Didn't know about it, sorry. Actually, I left off a number of options, including DRose and Starchild. Eh, we'll see who wins out of these four.

[DRoseDARs]

[Fake Boris]

Everything about MrFun is just so gay.

[Wiglaf]

Re: Which is the gayest polytubby?

Originally posted by Elok
I named the four most obvious choices from currently-active posters. And by "gayest," I mean, "if all the gay people here were to claim to be totally straight, which would you disbelieve the longest?" B etor is disqualified for wanting to have it both ways. If you select "other," please specify.

Brought to you by Wiglaf's thread, where he somehow disbelieved that Wittlich was gay. I wondered, "granted, Wiggy is probably Asher's sock-puppet, but how can you fail to notice Wittlich is gay? He's like the gayest person he--wait. Is he? Hmmm..."

It is impossible to notice someone is gay unless you can observe their style of dress, speech patterns and manner of walking (the 'gay gait'). I think I am justified in my disbelief on this one.

[SlowwHand]

"gay gait"? Is that anything like hip swishing?
Frankly, I can't see Wittlich being called a hip swisher. I imagine he'd clean your clock.

[Krill]

Starchild wins habds down.

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
"gay gait"? Is that anything like hip swishing?
Frankly, I can't see Wittlich being called a hip swisher. I imagine he'd clean your clock.

Clean your clock? Is that slang or a typo or....I dunno?

[SlowwHand]

Kick his ass.

[Wiglaf]

I don't see how being strong has anything to do with your gait, but thanks for playing.

[SlowwHand]

Strong doesn't particularly have anything to do with it, but you brought up the 'gay gait', not me.