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  • I Have A Newfound Respect For Gays

    Yes it has happened again, I have been dumped like a house of cards, to no fault of my own. Essentially this girl whose name is Diana (I always spelled it Dina because it is easier to write and is slightly sexier and reminds me of when I studied abroad in Mexico) writes me an email this morning.

    Paraphrasing, she claims that I am too critical of her and her friends, and that when I told one of her friends Christie to "Grow a pair," that was all she could take. Christie had spent the night droning on about how 100 million people live in an urban environment that has air that is unsafe to breathe according to the EPA. Well Christie, basically I said get some nuts honey because that means 50% of the country is unsafe but no one has three heads or missing brains or anything.

    Of course the drama queen got all worked up and had to leave early, perhaps because her boyfriend does not even have a penis and will simply support her no matter what and say, there there, my little bunny or something that you'd see in a cartoon.

    I am sick and tired of women, who think that just because they are in a relationship, they are entitled to never be criticized. And of course, men who think their woman can do no wrong should be neutered and sent packing to Jacarta, there is no reason for their genes to continue.

    I'm pissed

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    Women are never right, but the good ones know when to shut up.

    Be thankful this happened when it did, and not when you invested serious money into the relationship.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #3
      Substitute people for women and you pretty much nail it, Asher.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        So when will you be "coming out" Wiglaf?
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SlowwHand
          Substitute people for women and you pretty much nail it, Asher.
          While I agree with you that women are not people, this problem is mostly specific to women.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            I'm not coming out, I'm not gay, this thread has nothing to do with gays I'm not sure where you got the idea. However I do respect gays now that you mention it because I am growing tired of having these fantastic relationships that seem to end whenever god's menstrual curse rains down on my parade. This is a sexist remark but there is some biological basis for it so I'm in the clear, I mean I don't care that Fox interrupted American Idol to broadcast news of a massacre down the block and this ruins your night, get a grip girlfriend.

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            • #7
              Have you checked where your credit cards are ?
              With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

              Steven Weinberg

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              • #8
                Wiglaf

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                • #9
                  Wiglaf is at most bi, but Kuci is definitely a gay.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Wiglaf
                    I'm not coming out, I'm not gay, this thread has nothing to do with gays I'm not sure where you got the idea.
                    I don't know, just wishful thinking perhaps. No, I'm not disappointed Wiglaf, I'm just looking out for the best interests of the site. I mean really? A gay Wiglaf finally emerging after all this time? Think of the thread possibilities!
                    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                    • #11
                      Where do you get these females from, Wiggy?
                      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                      • #12
                        I hit on girls in government buildings. Bars are nice if you can weed out the underaged ones.

                        Jesus, look at this. Mexico is destroying emos by force. Saw this and thought of Dina Diana even though she's in no way Mexican.

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                        • #13
                          Wiglaf?! Too critical?! Impossible!
                          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                          "Capitalism ho!"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Asher
                            Wiglaf is at most bi, but Kuci is definitely a gay.
                            I know you wish it were true

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                            • #15
                              Aren't you still underage?
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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