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  • Top 10 trotskyist pick-up lines...

    I didn't understand #2 and #5 though, maybe Che can explain it?

    10 "Hey sweet thang, wanna dictate my proletariat?"

    9 "My revolutionary Party has a huge, militant membership - wanna lesson in Entryism?"

    8 "Is your father a commisar of production and distribution? Because he surely expropriated some bourgeois diamonds for your eyes"

    7 "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you need to be broken of your false consciousness by the vanguard since without us you're only capable of trade union consciousness?"

    6 "Hey baby, If I said you had a peasantry capable of being led by a tiny working class would you hold it against me?"

    5 "Wanna see my bra? It's a size (Provisional)CC"

    4 "Trotsky was all for women's lib, you know... have you heard of Nadezhda Krupskaya?"

    3 "Is that a deflected permanent revolution in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

    2 "Like my hairstyle? I've done it up like a pimp..."

    1 "Are you a girl? Please will you talk to me. I promise not to mention Trotsky"

    Extra-special bonus Posadist* pick-up line:
    "Did it hurt? When you fell from your sexy spaceship come to liberate the proletariat?"

    *The Posadists are a Marxist cult who believe that UFOs can only have been built by advanced civilisations which have undergone a Trotskyist revolution, and that they are coming here to help the class struggle, hence the government "cover-ups".
    I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #3
      A picture is worth a thousand words

      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #4
        Man, I'm slow tonight...
        I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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        • #5
          #5 provisional Central Committee

          C is also a bra size
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #6
            I knew that!
            I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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            • #7
              I'm going to export the international proletarian revolution to Germany... wanna come?

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              • #8
                Hey baby, wanna advance the forces of production?

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                • #9
                  One of my university English professors had previously been one of Trotsky's bodyguards.

                  Obviously, he was a better English professor than he was a bodyguard.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Zkribbler
                    One of my university English professors had previously been one of Trotsky's bodyguards.
                    That explains so much.
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DinoDoc
                      That explains so much.
                      Score 1 for DD.

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                      • #12
                        Another top ten, no explanation needed...

                        (10) You mean you share my critique of Mandel's interpretation of Kondratiev's long wave theory? Wow, we have so much in common!
                        (9) Let’s get out of here. I know a much cozier little Marxist bookstore downtown.
                        (8) I bet I can guess your party cadre name.
                        (7) Sorry, but I just wanted to tell you how stunning you look in that secondhand donkey jacket while carrying a bundle of Socialist Workers under your arm ...
                        (6) I used to read Trotsky ... but then I drifted.
                        (5) Is that the Transitional Programme in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
                        (4) That secondhand donkey jacket of yours would look great on my bedroom floor.
                        (3) What's a nice girl like you doing in a lousy union fraction like this?
                        (2) Do you sell papers here often?
                        (1) So, babe ... just how degenerate would your ideal workers' state be?
                        I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                        • #13
                          I notice "It's Hammer/Ice Pick Time!" didn't quite make it.

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                          • #14
                            Wow, talk about big hair. Lenin must have been jealous.
                            Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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                            • #15
                              Trotskyites don't need pick up lines because no self respecting woman would date a fat, balding, middle aged, unemployable piece of hippy garbage who hero worships an idiot who ended up getting an ice pick through his head in some dump in Mexico City.

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