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  • Romans and DVD players

    As BeBro revealed: they didn't have any.

    Seriously though, it's bizarre that a widely admired civilization that left a lasting footprint on history didn't posses the knowledge of an ubiquitous device as the DVD player. And they went about calling other people "barbarians".

    What possible reason could there be for it? Polytheism? Slavery? Free circuses?
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    Well, if there were free circuses, would you want to watch movies at home?
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    • #3
      I blame polytheism. Romans never got beyond the VHS/BetaMax debate because they weren't conditioned to accept only 1 format...
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      • #4
        we didnt have any either

        it's possible we did have computers though
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
          Well, if there were free circuses, would you want to watch movies at home?
          Maybe I wouldn't watch action movies, but there's so much more you can watch, like Star Wars or Borat. It's just narrowminded to disregard alternative forms of entertainment.
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          • #6
            Even if I could go to teh Colloseum to watch a real fight, I'd still prefer Gladiator
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            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Colon™
              Maybe I wouldn't watch action movies, but there's so much more you can watch, like Star Wars or Borat. It's just narrowminded to disregard alternative forms of entertainment.
              Yeah, but you'd have to pay for DVD rentals or purchases. That is a consideration.
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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              • #8
                So basically the Romans were a bunch of cheapskates.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by LordShiva
                  Even if I could go to teh Colloseum to watch a real fight, I'd still prefer Gladiator
                  And you'd have learned a little of the dangers of emperorship.
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                  • #10
                    This should be in the history subforum.

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                    • #11
                      I actually promised not to tell anyone about the lack of electronic entertainment devices in ancient Rome but now it's out....

                      Originally posted by LordShiva
                      I'd still prefer Gladiator
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Zkribbler
                        This should be in the history subforum.
                        This thread already has more posts in it than teh History Forum has had all month
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #13
                          We should introduce historic birthday threads to solve this prob
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                          • #14
                            Liar, liar pants on fire.
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                            • #15
                              Romans probably didn't use DVD, but they definitely used CD. They also had DVI. No AC, but they did have DC.

                              Their selection may have been limited in any case, since there was no G, PG, ect... just X, XX, and XXX.

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