Rodenator -- incinerate gophers (and it starts grassfires)

[Krill]

Originally posted by Zkribbler


But less effective.

Gophers build rain traps> So the gasoline wouldn't penetrate into the hole. Plus, the gas-to-oxygen ratio probably isn't right, and so the gasoline wouldn't ignite.

Propane gas + oxygen is the way to go --except for the whole burning-down-the-neighborhood part.

Actually if anything you'd get incomplete combustion and CO formed; carbon monoxide poisoning FTW!

[Zkribbler]

We need to experiment. I don't believe the gasoline would even ignite, and thus, no CO.

Who's got some gophers we can kill?

[Sarxis]

Originally posted by Wezil


The song from Caddy Shack came to my mind.

"I'm alright. Don't nobody worry about me..."

Now what are we to do with all the golfers?

[Krill]

Whose going to donate teh field is what I'm thinking...

[Wezil]

Originally posted by Sarxis


Now what are we to do with all the golfers?

Nothing. They are golfers so they already have serious issues they are dealing with.

[Asher]

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[Asher]

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[Zkribbler]

"Humane"

[Asher]

Video! The bad British accent makes it so much more believable.

[Jon Miller]

I Don't even have a yard and I want one now.

JM

[Wiglaf]

The video is great

"Airports are using it."

[Dinner]

Nothing says humane like burning animals to death.

[Wezil]

I don't think fire is what kills them.

[Elok]

Uses no chemicals, only propane. Right.

[Wezil]

which pumps propane and oxygen into a rodent hole and then ignites the mixture to create an underground shock wave or concussion that instantly kills gophers and collapses the tunnel system