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    I want to fight Jack Bauer. I don't know why. I guess I have some bottled aggression. Who would you fight? I'd fight Jack Bauer. I don't care.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

  • #2
    I would like to see Pekka vs Jack Bauer as well. I think we all do.

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    • #3
      I'd fight Charles Hawtrey. Shouldn't be too much of a challenge
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #4
        No I really want to punch Jack in the face.
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • #5
          I find him annoying also, even though I am not as violent as Pekka.

          JM
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          • #6
            I am not violent. It doesn't make me violent if I want to punch Jack in the face. He's a douche and deserves a beating.
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #7
              No let me rephrase that one. I want to kick him in the face.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #8
                HARD.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  I think I hate Jack Bauer. He is a douche. A total ******, how can someone go the whole 9 yards and not even think for a split second when "my country called me". You know what, why don't you join the Hilter Jugend, they called too.

                  That said, Jack, I'm not even going to fight you fair and square. I'll sucker punch you in the face and then proceed with my wild melee until I can't.
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • #10
                    Who's Jack Bauer?
                    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                    • #11
                      Kick him in the machine, Pekka! Kick him HARD in the baby maker!

                      Then get yourself naked, and get him naked, and roll around in the mud making hot sweaty manlove grunting noises!

                      ...

                      You know you want to
                      "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                      • #12
                        Yes I do.

                        I like your words a lot.
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #13
                          I had to do a quick google to see who this guy is. His real name is Kiefer Sutherland who I thought was a nearly dead hollywood actor. I'd like to see a dogfight between kiefer and pekka. Both lacking striking skills, I reckon it would be a long wrestling match on the ground with lots of groping and gasping, ending with someone getting choked out in the oldschool, hands clenching the windpipe fashion.
                          Here is an interesting scenario to check out. The Vietnam war is cool.

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                          • #14
                            ....he sure is butt-ugly though.

                            Here is an interesting scenario to check out. The Vietnam war is cool.

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                            • #15
                              Re: The weirdest thing

                              Originally posted by Pekka
                              I want to fight Jack Bauer. I don't know why. I guess I have some bottled aggression. Who would you fight? I'd fight Jack Bauer. I don't care.
                              The first rule of Fight Club is that you DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.

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