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    MUNCIE, Ind. - An Indiana father is behind bars for allegedly forcing his seven-year old daughter to kill the family's cat, named boot.

    According to the arrest affidavit, Danield Collins said he wanted his children to "learn how to kill."

    Police say Collins gave his son the knife first, but the 11-year-old boy hid the cat and put ketchup on the knife to simulate blood.

    They say when the father realized the cat was still alive, he forced the knife into his daughter's hand and made her stab the cat.

    Police say Collins finally stabbed and strangled the cat himself, and had his son throw the carcass in the trash.

    The children, who live with their grandparents, say their father was drunk when he came for a visit. Collins is being held on $40,000 bond on charges of animal cruelty, battery and child neglect.




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    Indy
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    • #3
      How should I convict thee? Let me count the ways.
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      • #4
        What a ****ing moron.
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        • #5
          Muncie
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            Just bring him to Texas we know how to handle people like him
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            • #7


              But at least it wasn't a dog
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #8
                See, he did it all wrong.

                You teach them to kill the NEIGHBOR'S cat.

                Catsup on the knife to simulate blood. That kid has a future.
                One who has a surplus of the unorthodox shall attain surpassing victories. - Sun Pin
                You're wierd. - Krill

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                • #9
                  Stay classy, Indiana.

                  Texas.

                  And for the LOVE OF GOD, it is KETCHUP and not "CATSUP".
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Asher
                    And for the LOVE OF GOD, it is KETCHUP and not "CATSUP".
                    Bah. By any english standard, they are interchangeable.

                    Especially when you have all kinds of horrid puns to throw at this particular story.
                    One who has a surplus of the unorthodox shall attain surpassing victories. - Sun Pin
                    You're wierd. - Krill

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                    • #11
                      Ketchup is the original name, dating back to the early 1700s. You are using a CRIMINAL BASTARD version of the word.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #12
                        For this story, the correct spelling is CATSup.

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                        • #13
                          There's evidence CATCHUP dates prior to 1690.

                          Catsup and Ketchup to the 1700's.

                          All three are considered interchangeable, and all 3 are english bastardizations of Ke-Tsiap.
                          One who has a surplus of the unorthodox shall attain surpassing victories. - Sun Pin
                          You're wierd. - Krill

                          An UnOrthOdOx Hobby

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by UnOrthOdOx
                            There's evidence CATCHUP dates prior to 1690.

                            Catsup and Ketchup to the 1700's.

                            All three are considered interchangeable, and all 3 are english bastardizations of Ke-Tsiap.
                            YOU ARE WRONG.

                            Catchup: 1690
                            Ketchup: 1711
                            Catsup: 1730

                            Since Catchup is not used, and it's Ketchup vs Catsup, KETCHUP WINS.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #15
                              Also, what sounds most like Ke-Tsiap? Ketchup or Catsup?

                              OWNED!
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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