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    Germanic' sunbed row hits P&O cruise ship

    By Andy Bloxham
    Last Updated: 2:38am GMT 10/03/2008

    A British cruise ship captain was facing an inquiry after criticising passengers who reserved sun loungers with towels for "Germanic behaviour".
    # British humour 'dictated by genetics'

    Christopher Wells, 52, the captain of the 77,000-ton Oceana, caused controversy when he used the ship's loudspeakers to ask passengers not to reserve loungers they were not using.
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    The captain, whose wife, Hedda, is German, announced: "We don't want that kind of Germanic behaviour here!"

    Captain Wells apologised to Germans on board during the 15-day P&O Caribbean cruise last month, but now faces an inquiry by the Equality and Human Rights Commission over whether his remarks were racist.

    The row began a few days into the cruise, when some of the 2,000-plus passengers on the ship began to complain about sun loungers in prime spots being "reserved" with towels, books and bags.

    One female passenger said the crew had tried unsuccessfully to put a stop to the "bed bagging". She said: "There were enough loungers for everyone, provided they were not reserved when not in use.

    "Crew members did their best, sometimes removing the towels, which were P&O property, but then passengers reserved the sunbeds with their own items."

    The grumbles came to the captain's attention and he tried to defuse the situation by allowing passengers to reclaim sunbeds which had remained unused for 20 minutes.

    However, that only led to more confrontation when some holidaymakers used stopwatches to monitor how long beds were unoccupied.

    The female passenger, who asked not to be named, said: "This led to heated arguments and complaints - some people nearly came to blows."

    Finally, in exasperation, Capt Wells grabbed the ship's microphone and made his controversial announcement over the Tannoy.

    A spokesman for P&O said: "Captain Wells apologises unreservedly for any offence caused."





    1. The Captain was right in speaking out against that kind of nonsense, and all people involved in this - German or other, young or old - should have been sent to the blue with millstones around their necks.

    2. He should learn to bring his message across in a less stupid way.

    3. Play Stackenblocken instead!
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  • #2
    People don't know anymore how to relax and stop being *******s for once. Who brings a stop watch on a cruise anyway? All a bunch of nutjobs.
    Long time member @ Apolyton
    Civilization player since the dawn of time

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    • #3
      Germans... are... not... a... race.... (But what is the equivalent of "racist" against a nationality not of single ethnicity? Nationalist?)
      I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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      • #4
        Jokes on the captain. His ancestors were German immigrants who "bed bagged" an entire island.

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        • #5
          The bloody Huns at it again?
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #6
            i read this in the paper yesterday and it made me laugh, but...

            Captain Wells apologised to Germans on board during the 15-day P&O Caribbean cruise last month, but now faces an inquiry by the Equality and Human Rights Commission over whether his remarks were racist.
            seriously...?
            "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

            "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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            • #7
              So the white guy hates whites and is married to a German woman? What a **** that commission will be.
              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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              • #8
                Sonnenbadensraum!
                Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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                • #9
                  Anglo-Saxons are Germanic...

                  Germanic |= German
                  DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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                  • #10
                    WTF is stackenblocken, anyway?
                    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by LordShiva
                      WTF is stackenblocken, anyway?
                      Tetris?

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                      • #12
                        'Stacken'=racked up, 'blocken'=blond.
                        Long time member @ Apolyton
                        Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by LordShiva
                          WTF is stackenblocken, anyway?

                          Link: sevenload.com

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                          • #14
                            The captain should have told the passengers to be less British and just take the loungers whether someone's stuff was there or not.
                            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                            • #15
                              Oh the hilarity.

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