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  • #16
    Ah, it's just preparing for the next war. Back during WWII, there were often up to 40% shortage of men in any particular troop. By today's standards, they'd be full strength!
    I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
      One of my favorite images in the funny pictures thread. Finnish army recruits:
      Are those the special forces?
      I need a foot massage

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      • #18
        Yeah but I don't think it's THAT funny. There's videos of that in youtube and it's supposed to be hilarous.

        To me, it's nto funny as in "HAHA they look retarded!". They're clearly having fun. They've organized some camps, where they can come and spend time outdoors, do something together and not be laughed at.

        So to me, laughing at that is cruel and not that funny. That's why they need to do it like that, organize stuff for them and not have others around so much, because they'd be laughed at by idiots. I look at it from parent's POV, even though I'm nto one. If that was my kid in there, and there'd be people laughing at it, I'm telling you guys, they better be not in front of me, because they'd regret it very very fast.
        In da butt.
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        • #19
          I don't see why you're so offended. To me the humor is not that "they look retarded" but in the reaction of their faces. The soldiers look like they're hungover from a stag party and dejected at having to get up a 5 in the morning for exercise routines. My favorite is the guy second from the left.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Nostromo


            There was a German military school I heard of. It is said that the training was so tough that you lost the ability to smile or laugh.
            I take it that 82 million recruits have passed through it then
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #21
              Originally posted by BeBro
              Wasn't that always the case?
              Pretty much.

              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #22
                Even better:

                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
                  My favorite is the guy second from the left.
                  Agh, natural light!
                  Unbelievable!

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                  • #24
                    Next time they find themselves in Russia they won't be so cold.
                    Long time member @ Apolyton
                    Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                    • #25
                      We always wanted a heavy infantry in the Bundeswehr but we didn´t want to spend too much money on the heavy weapons.
                      As you see we have finally found a cheap solution:
                      Heavy infantry without heavy equipment but with heavy soldiers instead
                      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                        Even better:

                        Colonel von Strohm

                        "One of teh first things they teach you in military academy, Hans, is never to tell a General he has a chicken on his head"
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Barnabas


                          Are those the special forces?
                          The very special forces.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                          • #28
                            At least the US Army forces people to stay in shape or boots them out. The pay is decent once you get to NCO rank and you get to travel to a lot of different places so you attract a lot of you guys who like that. Well in the service I traveled all around the US, Germany, England, Korea (twice), Japan, Thailand, Yugoslavia, Iraq, Kuwait, Bahrain, and Panama. For an 18 year old kid that's kind of cool.
                            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                            • #29
                              I reread your Iraq thread recently Oerdin, very cool.
                              Long time member @ Apolyton
                              Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                              • #30
                                It's amazing how bad you spell when you have 10 minutes to write everything and no time to spell check.
                                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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