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  • #46
    Just chill... discuss the topic and enough with the personal crap.
    Keep on Civin'
    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #47
      Getting ribbed by a guy who works at a super market isn't so bad. No matter what he says he still works at the market. Hang in there.
      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Q Cubed
        Huh. Well, I don't know much about the Navy except that you guys are on boats, and that President Carter was a submariner. Or boomer. There's some nickname that goes with that.

        But that's one reason why they bucked the trend of naming carriers after Presidents, and named a submarine after him instead.
        Actually, they didn't buck the trend, they just skipped him

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        • #49
          How many threads can we mention Jimmy Carter in?
          Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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          • #50
            Make a poll.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #51
              WhoTF says "larder?"
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #52
                I dunno, personally I say pantry.
                You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by LordShiva
                  WhoTF says "larder?"
                  It's used.
                  I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Wiglaf
                    I am sure the cashier is logging onto a dorky internet site to moan about his customers at Safeway. And the Indian lady will make a quilt about this encounter in a desperate attempt to get attention from the Sun god. OH NO WAIT I'M MIXING THEM UP WITH YOU Maybe you should realize that they have ranks in the navy instead of fancy lingo, I am out of time for you and your tales of a woman stacking sauerkraut.
                    Wiglaf, sometimes you remind me of that French guy on top of the castle in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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                    • #55
                      Code Monkey
                      Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                      The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                      The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Theben


                        Many moons ago, I convinced one of my workmates that I was an ex-navy SEAL. I'm not sure why he believed me, espec since I was wearing an army-surplus army hat and jacket. The reason I was so skinny, of course, was due to my having appendicitus(sp?) and being laid up in the hospital so long I lost a lot of weight. As you are probably well aware, the secret signal of navy SEALs is to cross your hands and make a barking sound like a seal.

                        Had him going for 6 months, until I couldn't take it anymore and burst his bubble.


                        Remember the pog craze of a dozen or so years ago?

                        Navy Seals have their own slammers.

                        ACK!
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Lonestar
                          I don't think you know what rates and ranks are.
                          Well at a guess, are you second rate?
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #58
                            He may or may not be, but we all know that you are rank.......

                            ACK!
                            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                            • #59
                              Code monkey

                              The pissed off way he reacts

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Provost Harrison


                                Well at a guess, are you second rate?
                                As a matter of fact, I was third rate for most of the time, until I got frocked to 2nd rate the day I went on terminal leave.
                                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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