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    Italian court outlaws touching of genitals
    By Malcolm Moore in Rome
    Last Updated: 3:17am GMT 29/02/2008



    The Italian supreme court has outlawed men from touching their genitals in public.


    The judges pointed out that if men needed to grab their crotches, they should wait for the privacy of their home


    Crotch-grabbing is an ancient superstitious habit in Italy that is believed to ward off the evil eye - it is traditional for men to do it if passed by a hearse or when discussing serious illness or disasters. The phrase "Io mi tocco" ("I touch my") is as common as crossing fingers for good luck.

    However, the supreme court ruled that an unnamed 42-year-old man from Como had broken the law by "ostentatiously touching his genitals through his clothing".

    His lawyers said he had a "compulsive, involuntary movement" because of uncomfortable overalls. But the court said his behaviour was an "act contrary to public decency" and that the rules "require everyone to abstain from conduct that is potentially offensive to collectively held feelings of decorum".

    The man was fined €200 (£152) and ordered to pay €1,000 (£762) in costs.

    The judges pointed out that if men needed to grab their crotches, they should wait until they were in the privacy of their own home.

    Many Italians are superstitious and common fears include the number 17, purple and black, which are colours of mourning, and leaving hats on beds - because a priest always leaves his hat on the bed while performing the last rites.

    Some Italians carry a "corno", an amulet in the shape of a horn, to ward off evil and an alternative to the crotch grab is to make a sign of the horns with the first and fourth fingers.

    Silly Italian Supremes
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  • #2
    OO sighting!
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #3
      god, that legislation is silly! WOW!
      bleh

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      • #4
        This legislation can easily be bypassed by having someone else touch men's genitals.

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        • #5
          Ogie

          "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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