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  • Poll: Person least likely to win any poll, ever?

    Who say ye?

    I would make it a poll straight off, but well, you know, by definition it would be pointless.
    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    Me
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    • #3
      me
      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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      • #4


        By a landslide.

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        • #5
          Re: Poll: Person least likely to win any poll, ever?

          Originally posted by Dauphin
          Who say ye?

          I would make it a poll straight off, but well, you know, by definition it would be pointless.
          Obviously it would be ironic, which would be the point.
          Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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          • #6
            Me. Isn't that obvious?
            I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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            • #7
              Me

              Spec.
              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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              • #8
                is this designed to make us feel better?
                the biggest loser wins, ergo he's not so much of a loser anymore?

                i'm puzzled!
                "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
                "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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                • #9
                  Mr. Nobody.
                  Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                  ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                  • #10
                    I instantly thought of Hitler. Then I realized he'd win any poll on evil persons in history, for one.

                    Then I thought of Nobody. I believe he could have a chance.

                    EDIT: Gah! That's what you get for not reading the thread to the end before posting.
                    Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                    I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
                    Also active on WePlayCiv.

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                    • #11
                      NOT ME
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                      • #12
                        Banana
                        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                        "Capitalism ho!"

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                        • #13
                          Re: Poll: Person least likely to win any poll, ever?

                          Originally posted by Dauphin
                          Who say ye?

                          I would make it a poll straight off, but well, you know, by definition it would be pointless.
                          Someone who didn't exist would be incapable of winning a poll. Thus, no paradox.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #14
                            Irony threads

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                            • #15
                              Phil Neville
                              Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                              GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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