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    We would have given him a birthday thread at least.

    BRISBANE, Australia - An Australian man who held police at bay during a 12-hour siege because no one phoned on his birthday was sentenced Thursday by a court to six months in prison.

    Ashley Martin Hurst, 32, pleaded guilty in the District Court of Queensland state in the eastern coast city Brisbane to charges including going armed in public to cause fear. Hurst brandished knives and taunted police to shoot him at a house in Ipswich, west of Brisbane, on June 22, 2006 - his birthday.

    Judge Helen O'Sullivan said Hurst deserved a prison sentence because he distressed police.

    "I'm told the reason you did this is no one rang you on your birthday," Judge O'Sullivan said.

    "Those who threaten police officers must expect custody," she added.

    She acknowledged Hurst had a history of mental illness and drug and alcohol-abuse problems.


    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

  • #2
    Strange, I'd say he fits the profile of your average polytubbie quite well...
    Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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    • #3
      Sounds like Hydey....
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      • #4
        Poor guy. I don't think he's going to have many friends left, even if he had any to begin with.
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        • #5
          We should send Lord Shiva and SlowwHand as counsellors.

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          • #6
            Police should have started to sing 'happy birthday to you', in order to placate him...

            ...Then shoot him.

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            • #7
              they should have put him away for a year
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              • #8
                The poor bastard. As Wez said, we would make him feel welcome and cared for.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  Mark June 22nd on the calendar Sloww. We'll get him next time.
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                  • #10
                    I think the real reason is because his first name is Ashley.
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #11
                      Courtney is a big guys name around here
                      "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                      • #12
                        This man should be shot. I am a firm believer that anyone who makes you feel bad for not remembering his birthday should simply be shot.

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                        • #13
                          Hey wiggy, I bet you did the same thing for your Birthday, but even the police didn’t notice…
                          Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MOBIUS
                            Hey wiggy, I bet you did the same thing for your Birthday, but even the police didn’t notice…
                            No - he gave someone his credit card and asked them to buy him presents.
                            "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
                            "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
                            "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

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