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I now understand why the little old lady sued McDonalds! So there I am just waking up this morning, stumbling out of bed hubby was cool and made the coffee and I go and get my cup fill it up put in my cream and sugar and sit down on the sofa to watch the morning news and traffic with hubby and talk about our day. Normal morning stuff just like every morning until on about the 8th sip as I'm bringing the mug up to my lips the handle snaps and the entire contents of the hottest cup of coffee spills all over my lap, leg and may I say my Hooo Haaa.
Now this was not some small little mug....no.....in our hose we do things big! We are from Texas after all and this was one of those big honkin' double size mugs full up and all I had on was my t-shirt and some very thin pajama pants. That's it, that was the only barrier between me and the hot coffee.
So you can imagine the scene, I'm screaming, hubby is jumping trying to grab cup and clothes to pull the offending pants off my leg, gizzmo is jumping up and down like a mexican jumping bean cause he thinks this is play time, I'm up off the couch dancing around trying to get the pants off as fast as possible and when it's all said and done there I am standing naked from the waist down in the living room crying cause it hurt waddeling off to the bathroom whimpering in pain and my poor husband is doing his best to maintain but you know he really wanted to laugh, you'd have to I'm sure it was really funny. So we break off the alovera and start spreading. What a way to start your morning... getting alovera spread on your hoo haaa!!
Now this was not some small little mug....no.....in our hose we do things big! We are from Texas after all and this was one of those big honkin' double size mugs full up and all I had on was my t-shirt and some very thin pajama pants. That's it, that was the only barrier between me and the hot coffee.
So you can imagine the scene, I'm screaming, hubby is jumping trying to grab cup and clothes to pull the offending pants off my leg, gizzmo is jumping up and down like a mexican jumping bean cause he thinks this is play time, I'm up off the couch dancing around trying to get the pants off as fast as possible and when it's all said and done there I am standing naked from the waist down in the living room crying cause it hurt waddeling off to the bathroom whimpering in pain and my poor husband is doing his best to maintain but you know he really wanted to laugh, you'd have to I'm sure it was really funny. So we break off the alovera and start spreading. What a way to start your morning... getting alovera spread on your hoo haaa!!
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