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54. ALL ATHEISTS ARE DOMINATRICES.
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“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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88. Atheists hate puppies."Every time I have to make a tough decision, I ask myself, 'What would Tom Cruise do?' Then I jump up and down on the couch." - Neil StraussComment
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ZOMG Xorbon is a white supremacist.
Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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993. Atheists like mashed potato!Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"Comment
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994. Atheists like baked potato!BlahComment
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666. Atheists are evil, because good is dumb.
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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I'm with JRabbit - this boring list is the best the Apolyton's anti-atheists can come up with? As an atheist myself, should I be angered or amused by this drivel?
The opening post starts the nonsense with a tautology; for atheists to "pretend God dosen't [sic] exist" is not a stereotype. That characteristic is exactly what defines them as atheists, just as black people are not stereotyped as having dark skin or males as having a penis.
Hence, I think #1 should be rewritten as:
1. Atheists like things to make logical sense.
However, like JRabbit, I will try to be helpful in the thread's spirit.
# ??? No amount of miracles or majesty can convert an atheist.
Long live the Dead Threads!!Comment
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You seem to take this seriously....BlahComment
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4. They pee in a cup and throw it at you.APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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and not taking himself very seriously if "pretending" god doesn't exist is his definition of atheism.Originally posted by BeBro
You seem to take this seriously....The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.Comment
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I take everything seriously - even my amusements. This thread is three pages long already, so I thought I would get something for my time.Originally posted by BeBro
You seem to take this seriously....
Whether the posts are made by self-deprecating atheists or their religious woo-woo rivals, however, it still makes for a boring list. I like "Randroids" though; I had not heard that one.
#???+1. Atheists sit in awkward silence before meals.
#???+2. Atheists, like their monkey uncles, will fling their feces at you if angered.
#????+3. Atheists are bibliophiliacs - don't you dare try to burn a book, or even put stickers on them.Long live the Dead Threads!!Comment
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Well, it beats "My First Nietzsche Primer." Man, that one gave me nightmares.
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69. Atheists are a precious stone...
...no, wait, that's amethysts I'm thinking of
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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