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    One hour and fifteen minutes and I will no longer be able to contribute any further to the gene pool.

    Doctor ---> <--- My nuts
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  • #2
    TMI!!! TMI!!!

    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      You poor guy
      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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      • #4
        let us know if your voice changes
        Monkey!!!

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        • #5
          Still time to go back, Don...
          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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          • #6
            i would NEVER do this for a woman. She could eat iron nails covered in lemonjuice for all i care.

            "OH NO IVE MADE HER MAD! BOO-HOO-HOO!"

            lemonjuice. nails.
            Order of the Fly

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            • #7
              Originally posted by AAHZ
              i would NEVER do this for a woman. She could eat iron nails covered in lemonjuice for all i care.
              Graffiti in a public toilet
              Do not require skill or wit
              Among the **** we all are poets
              Among the poets we are ****.

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              • #8
                The thread topic turned out to be what I thought it was when I saw the subject. But now I wonder, why wasn't it "Snip! Snip!"?
                Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
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                • #9
                  Maybe he's like Hitler and only has one ball...?

                  But the real question is: WHY!?!?!?!?
                  Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Snip!

                    Originally posted by Donegeal
                    One hour and fifteen minutes and I will no longer be able to contribute any further to the gene pool.

                    Doctor ---> <--- My nuts
                    on not helping to overpopulate the world.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #11
                      Re: Re: Snip!

                      Originally posted by chegitz guevara


                      on not helping to overpopulate the world.
                      The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.

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                      • #12
                        I have no idea why people do this....
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Az
                          I have no idea why people do this....
                          I think its so they never have to wear condoms (as long as they are sure their partner doesn't have STDs, of course).
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #14
                            Yeah, condoms suck. However, most women are fine with taking a pill instead...
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #15
                              Not all of them, I'd guess .

                              And for a few of them, I guess the hormones may play havoc with 'em.

                              And I'd guess getting 'em snipped is safer, because no fear of "missing a day".
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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