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    Titles from Sealand

    A few of you may know about Sealand. It's been around since the 1960s and is a fully independent nationality based on a WW2 gun platform situated in the English Channel. Google it, it exists.

    Anyways, for those of you looking for a unique and personable gift to give to a friend of yours it just so happens that the Kingdom of Sealand is selling titles. I just bought one for my buddy who lives in Ohio (USA). The paperwork only took 2 weeks to arrive. The vendor is Redsave.com.

    Gotta say, a title allows great avenues in which to pick up women. "Hey, did you know I'm nobility?"
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    Technically it's illegal in the US to have a title though and be an American citizen, is it not?
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    • #3
      Originally posted by snoopy369


      Technically it's illegal in the US to have a title though and be an American citizen, is it not?
      I've never heard of that. I should probably inform my friend he's in breach of the law.

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      • #4
        That makes me want to get involved even more.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          What is that in US dollars? Tell me quick before the dollar loses more worth.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SlowwHand
            What is that in US dollars? Tell me quick before the dollar loses more worth.
            Let's see, it was about 16 pounds, so it was, before shipping, about $32 dollars. Not a bad exchange for nobility I think.

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            • #7
              The way to get around the law is to call it an honorary title.

              Unfortunately, it just doesn't have the same ring to it.
              I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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              • #8
                No, that's a deal.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DanS
                  The way to get around the law is to call it an honorary title.

                  Unfortunately, it just doesn't have the same ring to it.
                  Well then, don't mention "Honorary". For all I know, it's a real title.

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                  • #10
                    "No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States: and no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state."

                    He's fine having a title.
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                    • #11
                      We really knew this, had we thought about it.
                      Ming the Merciless Bastard is a title. The USA can't do jack****.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        You know, this would make a great birthday present for the wife.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                          You know, this would make a great birthday present for the wife.

                          Get one, it's a kick!

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                          • #14
                            I'm going to. Oh hey, today's payday! My first new paycheck

                            Holy . . . my take home is 150% of the old (of course no benefits).
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Harry Tuttle
                              Get one, it's a kick!
                              Royalist!
                              I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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