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    The Conjugal Harmony Difference
    Imagine having a wife who is always glad to see you, never cheats or stays out all night, and who rocks your ever-loving world twice a month with a pent-up vengeance you haven't felt since college. Now imagine she never takes your credit cards, doesn't spend all day talking to her mother, and never knows if you're out with friends or sleeping around. Now stop imagining and open your eyes to the world of Conjugal Harmony. For almost a decade we've connected honest, background cleared, non-prisoners with exciting, passionate, loyal mates on the inside, and with rates so low you might think you're the crook!



    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    Dude,

    Aren't you already married? Does Playful know you're looking for a new wife?
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      I posted this as a public service announcement.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
          I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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          • #6
            This space is empty... or is it?

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              • #8
                Pent up energy:


                After you leave:
                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                • #9
                  I immediately thought of the benefit for Harrison and Dis.
                  That's the kind of guy I am. If I have a friend that I can try and help, then try to help I will do.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    So this would be gellin' with a felon.
                    Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                    Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                    One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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                    • #11
                      I'm looking for one convicted of polygamy.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                        I'm looking for one convicted of polygamy.
                        The site says they're all in there for life.

                        But you may try:
                        Name: CooChandra
                        Age: 27
                        State: Mississippi
                        Convictions: You name it I did it. It was fun, but I put all that behind me now and am ready to move on.


                        or

                        Name: Stabberella
                        Age: 23
                        State: California
                        Convictions: Trespassing, soliciting, prostitution, drug possession and then my three strikes was all armed robbery or whateva.

                        But only if you consider prostitution as polygamy...


                        And one definitively NOT for Donegeal:

                        Name: BrandiY
                        Age: 20
                        State: California
                        Convictions: Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I'm a good person.
                        The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.

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                          Monkey!!!

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