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    Hamster prices triple in China

    Hamsters have become the must-have pet in China since the Year of the Rat began on 7 February.

    Pet shop owners say stocks are running low - and prices high - as children clamour for a furry friend.

    According to the Chinese media, prices have tripled to about 30 yuan ($4.20, £2.10) per hamster across the country.

    In the Year of the Rat, this tiny creature has become the most acceptable rodent, a type of animal that is not everyone's first-choice pet.

    "Rats and mice have a bad image, but hamsters are gentle. You can hold them in your hand a play with them," Xinhua News Agency reported.

    Pet stores are also reporting an increased interest in other, similar-looking creatures, such as chinchillas and squirrels.

    But it is the hamster that appears to have caught the imagination at the start of a new lunar year in China.

    One father told the media: "I've always wanted to buy my son a small animal and a hamster is an ideal choice.

    "By bringing up a pet, my son will learn about compassion and caring for animals."

    But there is a downside. Experts are warning that rodents have sharp teeth and can deliver a nasty bite.

    Some could even be carrying the rabies virus.


    I'm wondering what this means for the US-Euro hamster markets. Maybe future wars are all about hamsters.
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  • #2
    No they'll be about wezil's.
    Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
    The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
    The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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    • #3
      Mr. president, we can not allow a hamster gap!
      Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
      The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
      The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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      • #4
        Your father smelt of elderberries.

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        • #5
          AND THEY LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I PUT 20 MILLION DOLLARS INTO HAMSTER FUTURES! WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
          APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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          • #6
            Hate to break the news to you, but they laugh at you whatever you do.

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            • #7
              Why doesn't anyone care that it costs so much to buy hamsters?
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #8
                Sadly, pork futures are still looking grim.
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #9
                  Better hope the one in the server makes it to next year...
                  "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DaShi
                    Sadly, pork futures are still looking grim.
                    Look on the bright side you don’t need a refrigerator.
                    Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                    The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                    The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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