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    As tired as I get about Bush and negative remarks and all, this from a veteran's site made me laugh, so...wtf. Enjoy. If you've seen it, get over the fact that I posted it.

    Subject: GWB Presidential Library !

    The Library will include:

    The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

    The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.

    The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.

    The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

    The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

    The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).

    The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to
    go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

    The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
    shooting gallery.

    Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy
    (or just steal) an election.

    The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your
    favorite Republican Senators.

    Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8
    scale model of the President's ego.

    To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an
    electron microscope to help you locate them.

    When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the
    individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
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    • #3
      Unoriginal, but still funny
      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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      • #4
        The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery
        I like this idea.

        A shooting gallery with little quails popping up. Shoot them, you get points and the game goes on. But if a donor, with stacks of cash in both hands, pops up and you shoot him, your picture is snapped, and a newspaper rolls out with your picture on page 1.

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          "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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          • #6
            The Supreme Court exhibit -- it's located to your right.

            The Bill of Rights Room -- gets smaller each time you visit.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by -Jrabbit
              The Bill of Rights Room -- gets smaller each time you visit.
              That's very Alice-in-Wonderlandish.

              "When I use a word," said George W, "it means exactly what I want it to mean, no more, no less."

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                Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
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                • #9
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                  • #10
                    WTF is teh veteran's site?
                    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                    • #11
                      Cute.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by LordShiva
                        WTF is teh veteran's site?
                        A veteran's site. Not The. One.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          The Hurricane Katrina Room

                          No doubt filthy lies will be told in that room.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                          • #14
                            I suppose there will be no books and a huge dumpster full of shredded presidential papers?
                            Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
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                            • #15
                              This had potential as a joke, but...eh. The gags are too obvious and well-worn.
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