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  • I need a haircut

    I usually like my hair to be a fraction longer than fuzz, and it's out to a half an inch...longer in some places. On top it may be 3/4 of an inch. So you see my pressing need.

    The thing is it's a long walk to the barber. Gotta go down the street to the chapel, make a right and walk the long block past the college, then make another right and just past the bakery/sari sari store writ large is Andrews Barber Shop, a one chair place with a chatty barber that keeps me awake.

    At the college I get stared at by all the girls who just see me as a sex object and not as a human being.

    So, my schedule is full. I'm in the first phase, thinking about it while BSing and playing Civ. Maybe the next phase will involve getting out of my chair, lets see how this one goes. I don't want to look like a hippie. Go down that road and before you know it you'll be piling hay bales or hearing a hum.

    Perhaps posting a poll will help progress.
    13
    So get off your ass and get a haircut
    38.46%
    5
    The garbage truck is outside and those guys always blast the teenie bopper chick muzak
    15.38%
    2
    Make sure your plans are fully made before taking and action
    38.46%
    5
    Banana
    7.69%
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    Long time member @ Apolyton
    Civilization player since the dawn of time

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    Lancer can now join the Beatles!!!
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    • #3
      Oh good, I thought you were going to tell them how short a walk that really is.
      Long time member @ Apolyton
      Civilization player since the dawn of time

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      • #4
        Make sure your plans are fully made
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Naw. I wouldn't want you to have to run the gauntlet of all those lustful stares from the colleges wenches.

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          • #6


            There's still details that need detailing.
            Long time member @ Apolyton
            Civilization player since the dawn of time

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Zkribbler
              Naw. I wouldn't want you to have to run the gauntlet of all those lustful stares from the colleges wenches.
              It's a problem. What if they whistle? I'd be so embarrassed!
              Long time member @ Apolyton
              Civilization player since the dawn of time

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              • #8
                I know, I'll have a nap. I think better when I'm asleep.
                Long time member @ Apolyton
                Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                • #9
                  That's my boy.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    So do the rest of us. Thanks!
                    Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                    RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lancer


                      There's still details that need detailing.
                      You'd be surprised
                      There's so much to be done
                      Count all the bees in the hive
                      Chase all the clouds from the sky

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Zkribbler
                        Lancer can now join the Beatles!!!

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                        • #13
                          I need a haircut
                          Failing all else - do you have matches?
                          I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                          • #14
                            pics please.
                            Order of the Fly

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Nugog


                              Failing all else - do you have matches?
                              This is Lancer, not Arthur Brown.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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