Englishman builds castle; hides it from regulators.

[Whoha]

A mans castle is his castle.

[Zkribbler]

Soldier: 'Allo! 'Oo is it?
Arthur: It is I, King Arthur, and these are my knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?
S: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Lombard.
A: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
S: Well, I'll ask 'im, but I don't think 'e'll be very keen-- 'e's already got one, you see?
A: What?
Lancelot: He says they've already *got* one!
A: (confused) Are you *sure* he's got one?
S: Oh yes, it's ver' naahs.
(to the other soldiers I told 'em we've already *got* one!
(they snicker)
A: (taken a bit off balance) Well... ah, um.. Can we come up and have a look?
S: Of course not! You are English types.
A: Well, what are you then?
S: (Indignant) Ah'm French! Why do you think I have this out-rrrageous accent, you silly king?!
Galahad: What are you doing in *England*?
S: Mind your own business!
A: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
S: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! Ah blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"! You and all your silly English Knnnnnnnn-ighuts!!!

[Lancer]

That is how the English really think of the French too. (Cuz it's true)

[OzzyKP]

Originally posted by Lancer
You can lie in the hay.

[ZEE]

Originally posted by Perfection
They deserve the house.

[BeBMan]

Stealth Castle

[Dry]

Originally posted by EPW
need picture

see http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../nhouse124.xml

[OneFootInTheGrave]

ROFL

[Dinner]

Not much of a castle.

[MarkG]

Planning inspectors had been called to the site by concerned neighbours

all this talk "Big Brother" and the "Gonverment is watching you" comes down to loosing your castle because the stupid neighbor is afraid of his own shadow and turns you in....

/me makes mental note: make tall fence before starting to build castle

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by Zkribbler


You can lie with words. You can lie with actions.

So if you have a zit on your face and you cover it with make up you are lying? WTF?!