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Now I can't open my lips because they're sealed shut with wads of premature ejaculation.
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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
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Oh come on, you can't pretend the original post wasn't asking for it like a 19 year old dude at his sister's basement slumber party."lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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Is that teh beginning of a Penthouse Forum story, a true story, or both?Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
Oh come on, you can't pretend the original post wasn't asking for it like a 19 year old dude at his sister's basement slumber party.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Re: Sexsomnia
I don't see what the big deal about remembering it is though, unless you it would be your only memories. Then of course you would have none, which would be very bad.Originally posted by Wezil
What a terrible condition. You'd get lots of sex but would you remember any of it?
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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