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  • Israeli Air Force has new secret weapon - tadalafil (Cialis)

    Israeli pilots could fly high on anti-impotence pill

    JERUSALEM (Reuters) - A drug used to treat erectile dysfunction could help Israeli fighter pilots perform better at high altitudes, the Israeli military's official magazine said on Thursday.

    A retired Israeli general, plans to present to the air force the results of a study he conducted on Mount Kilimanjaro in Tanzania. He found that tadalafil, the active ingredient in Cialis tablets, improved breathing in thin atmosphere.

    "The study's findings justify the continuation of tests with drugs of this type in low oxygen environments," an unnamed air force officer told Bamahaneh, the military's weekly magazine.
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    I wonder how they found this out...

    Btw, does IAF have female pilots?



  • #2
    Siro's going to move to teh air force, now.
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #3
      I thought plane cockpits were pressurized nowadays. Not so?

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      • #4
        Re: Israeli Air Force has new secret weapon - tadalafil (Cialis)

        Originally posted by JulianD
        I wonder how they found this out...
        'Retired Israeli General'.

        Obviously he's just got back from 'getting up' Kilimanjaro...
        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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        • #5
          I would guess that this will improve the reliability of Israeli missles as well.
          "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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          • #6
            IAF pilots are certainly going to be hard on the enemy now.

            Might be some aircraft modifications needed, such as interior windshield wipers.
            Long time member @ Apolyton
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            • #7
              It also explains why fighter jets have those long pointy noses these days.
              Blah

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MOBIUS


                'Retired Israeli General'.

                Obviously he's just got back from 'getting up' Kilimanjaro...
                Seems to be so - Finnish newspaper Helsingin Sanomat writes that "doctors noticed that mountain climbers who used drugs meant for treatment for erectile dysfunction suffered less from fatigue and dizziness compared to those who did not use it".

                I always thought that these drugs were supposed to get blood flow in some other place than head.

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                • #9
                  "When the moment is right..."
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                  • #10
                    I hope they grab the correct joystick
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                    • #11
                      Upgrade in heat-seeking moisture missile technology.
                      Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
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                      • #12
                        Reports say The Israeli Female Co-Pilots' Association remains wary of the idea.

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                        • #13
                          oh noes

                          teh pilots will get all the womens now
                          they're already a tough challenge

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                          • #14
                            Viagra is given under another name to people who have Pulmonary Hypertension, a condition in which blood pressure in the pulmonary artery is elevated. The most common cause is chronic lung disease. When areas of the lung are under ventilated, due to a variety of diseases, the arteries going to those areas constrict. If this condition is widespread throughout the lungs then pressure in the Pulmonary Artery has to rise in order to force an adequate amount of blood through. Since the right side of the heart is much weaker than the left an increase in Pulmonary Artery resistance can overwhelm the right heart leading to heart failure. Viagra and its relatives, Cialis and Levitra, dilate the Pulmonary Arteries and thus can help alleviate Pulmonary Hypertension.

                            Presumably this property is useful at high altitudes where the decreased oxygen pressure causes contraction of the pulmonary arteries and hence pulmonary hypertension, which decreases cardiac efficiency.
                            "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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