Official Hypothesis: Outspoken Family Values Types are Actually Perverts

[Dinner]

Remember the video store owner who edited nudity out of movies like Titanic to make them family friendly?

Well, he has been accused of unlawful sexual activity with minors, and his business is now being investigated as a front for a porn studio.

http://www.truecrimeweblog.com/2008/01/dirty-things-afoot-at-cleanflicks-fall.html

Though this does seem a little pat.

[Lorizael]

What an original idea! Its hilarity makes it true!

[Winston]

Official Hypothesis: Outspoken Family Values Types are Actually Perverts

Seems plausible. I know I am.

[SlowwHand]

Oerdin just wants company.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Winston

Official Hypothesis: Outspoken Family Values Types are Actually Perverts

Seems plausible. I know I am.

You're a Dane, it goes without saying...

[Winston]

You're a Dane, it goes without saying...

I know. I even want to dress up as a Swede every now and then, that's how bad I've got it.

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by Winston

Official Hypothesis: Outspoken Family Values Types are Actually Perverts

Seems plausible. I know I am.

Anyone that addicted to cigs has to be. Did you ever quit?

[Winston]

No, no. Quitting is for ..quitters.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker


You're a Dane, it goes without saying...

With all the freaky **** the Danes put on the internet I wouldn't be surprised to find Danes invented Furries.

[Barnabas]

I think Denmark is the country where farmers prostitute their farm animals to zoophiles for a living

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by Barnabas
I think Denmark is the country where farmers prostitute their farm animals to zoophiles for a living

Why be a farmer when you can rent sheep?

[SlowwHand]

Why rent sheep and deal with the cost? Go collect dead deer.

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Why rent sheep and deal with the cost? Go collect dead deer.

I know someone who claims to have scars from that, but I think the scars were already there.

[SlowwHand]

Have to be a pretty big klutz to get scarred up moving a dead deer.

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Have to be a pretty big klutz to get scarred up moving a dead deer.

I just imagined he may have fallen off the bed or something. That happened to me once.