I want a new thread

[SlowwHand]

Sleep and views does not rhyme. I don't know. Who knows? Maybe with a Canadian accent...

[Wezil]

Are you paying attention Sloww? Theyt aren't supposed to.

Look up one post above yours.

[Wezil]

I guess Huey Lewis is just too old/crappy for the Poly crowd.

Here's the full lyrics so people can stop incorrectly accusing me of a faulty line.

I want a new drug
One that wont make me sick
One that wont make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick

I want a new drug
One that wont hurt my head
One that wont make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

One that wont make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when Im with you
When Im alone with you

I want a new drug
One that wont spill
One that dont cost too much
Or come in a pill

I want a new drug
One that wont go away
One that wont keep me up all night
One that wont make me sleep all day

One that wont make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when Im with you
When Im alone with you
Im alone with you baby

I want a new drug
One that does what it should
One that wont make me feel too bad
One that wont make me feel too good

I want a new drug
One with no doubt
One that wont make me talk too much
Or make my face break out

One that wont make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when Im with you
When Im alone with you

Do I need to highlight or bold the pertinent words?

[SlowwHand]

That was a cross post, ferrethead.

[Wezil]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
That was a cross post, ferrethead.

I've now gotten you twice in a row.

Alright I apologise. Let's not resort to firearms over this. M'kay?

[SlowwHand]

I want a new firearm,



NEXT!

[-Jrabbit]

I want a new firearm,
Something semi-automatic,

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Wezil
tsk tsk

You apparently aren't familiar with the song. That is the pattern. The next line must rhyme with "views".

Amateurs.

Wrong, I never said you had to rhyme with views. Based on Jrabbit's post you had to rhyme with "should," which preceded views.

It went:
1) I Want A New Thread
2) One that does what it should.
3) One that draws lots of views...
4) ...[something rhyming with should, not sleep]

Amateurs.

[Wezil]

Oh just contribute something positive you troll.

[SlowwHand]

Some people just have all the nerve.

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Wezil
Oh just contribute something positive you troll.

[Zkribbler]

I want a new firearm,
Something semi-automatic
To shoot commies and Yankees
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-click.

[SlowwHand]

[Omni Rex Draconis]

I want a new thread
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my sys
Or make me scroll for a three foot pic

I want a new thread
One that won't hurt my head
One where the topic ain't too dry
Or the subjects are all too dead.

One that won't leave me empty
When nothing said is true
One that fills my time when I've got nothing else to do
With nothing else to do
Nothing else, poor me.

I want a new thread
One that says what it should
One where the trolls are all so bad
One where the mods are all so good.

I want a new thread
One with some clout
One where idiots don't talk too much
One where fights don't break out

One that won't leave me empty
When nothing said is true
One that fills my time when I've got nothing else to do
With nothing else to do
Nothing else, poor me.



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[-Jrabbit]

Outstanding, ORD!!
Nicely played.