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Originally posted by CrONoS
Spring is also coming back...
Spring is also coming back...
Finally.
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Finally.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain -
Not quite drunk yet, but nice and toasty from pre-gaming and time to go out now and finish teh job
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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I got teh drunk but I had to endure teh racism and teh deaththreats.
Worse, I didn't got teh laid.
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Why did you had to endure racism and death treats?blehComment
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I'm sober tonight... Working on Statal; doing multiple regression.blehComment
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Hangoverish. Beer will help to cure that. Luckily i will be working from home tomorrow
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Now i'll just need a shotgun for those cats who have peed in my mouth last night. I never knew i had cats in the first place, but i'm sure they're hiding here somewere
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Smoking when drunk
. I'm gonna hit drunken myself to head as punishment when i meet that bastard next time.
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I got drunk and went to bed at 4am, and then woke up at 8am and couldn't get back to sleep
At least I woke up in time to watch teh F1 and see Ferrari humiliate McLaren and laugh at Zoid/Cort
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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5 trappists flavoured with some special seed - 2,5h sleep - work = I'm a wreck.
would I do it again?
...doing it right now! wooohaa"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - SenecaComment
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Drunki :bn::b;
Vodka tonic ftwn + shotsTHEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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I'm not properly drunk and I have only 50cl beer left. Why aren't there any 24/7 stores around here?
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What a great weekend
I left home at 4pm yesterday, spent a few hours drinking on the waterfront, went out to a club and drank some more, and came home at 4am and got laid
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Um...
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"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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yeah sure...Originally posted by LordShiva
What a great weekend
I left home at 4pm yesterday, spent a few hours drinking on the waterfront, went out to a club and drank some more, and came home at 4am and got laid
... and you were not too drunk to ****?
blehComment
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Never too drunk for that
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Hohoho, big words my friend
This comes to mind
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Originally posted by LordShiva
I drnak too much tonight
Vodka(skyy) + iotalian lemon soda, port, soco_lime, vpdla sour, gin+tpnic, kamizake, etc.
Met this hot chick "laruen", gpign to see her next weekdn "b:"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - SenecaComment
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