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Originally posted by b etor
i've only been drunk once, and i remember every minute of it.
i've only been drunk once, and i remember every minute of it.
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One of these two claims must be false.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF -
i'm totally serious. they're both true.Comment
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I always remembered everything while drunk, except for one time (After I had been drinking for a year).. and it was only a short duration (and I didn't even drink as much as I had other times).Originally posted by b etor
i've only been drunk once, and i remember every minute of it.
well, except one like 30 second bit, but that's it.
Jon MillerJon Miller-
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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and you can't say I was a pansy or anything either, I drank over a bottle of whiskey once and the first time I got drunk (really the first time I drank) I drank 17 shots... (when I turned myhead I saw streamers..)
and I generally drank 12+ drinks per party
and I was on high blood pressure medication (which said not to mix with alcohol) for most of that time (not the first time I got drunk though)
JMJon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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AAHZ, that 3rd person crap is a little much. Find another method of being annoying .
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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IMPOSSIBLE!!!Originally posted by Jon Miller
and you can't say I was a pansy or anything either, I drank over a bottle of whiskey once and the first time I got drunk (really the first time I drank) I drank 17 shots... (when I turned myhead I saw streamers..)
and I generally drank 12+ drinks per party
and I was on high blood pressure medication (which said not to mix with alcohol) for most of that time (not the first time I got drunk though)
JM
usually women are attracted to alcoholics!
There is two possibility:
1) You are a liar and you never drank of your life
2) You are a liar, you're not virgin and you actually had many many mistress and you beat them repeatedly, and they ALWAYS come back to you...
blehComment
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Jon Miller was a gigolo. I thought everyone knew that.
He's put the Dark Side behind him now.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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I am a virgin.Originally posted by CrONoS
IMPOSSIBLE!!!
usually women are attracted to alcoholics!
There is two possibility:
1) You are a liar and you never drank of your life
2) You are a liar, you're not virgin and you actually had many many mistress and you beat them repeatedly, and they ALWAYS come back to you...
All my involvement with women, and most times women seemed interested in me, were while one or both of us were drunk.
Which is unfortunate.
I consider it another reason to not get drunk, now.
JMJon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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I stand corrected.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Jon...You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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itisj9M;30am adn immm tnnnot kdrnu! ONT"Cogito Ergo Sum" - Rene Descartes, French MathematicianComment
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:doitnwo!:THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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oh good job finding it!Comment
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*helloOriginally posted by LordShiva
helloo
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