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Since I'm all doped up, this should either be amusing or terribly boring.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
Who won the long jump gold at 1984 LA Olympics?Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
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The winner, of course.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Should stronger measures have been taken to prevent the East German Pole Vault Champion from becoming the West German Pole Vault Champion?Comment
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Why does capitalism suck?!I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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Look, they built a wall to keep to ensure that only the best East German pole vaulters would make it, but the long jumpers grew jealous and tore it down.Originally posted by Whoha
Should stronger measures have been taken to prevent the East German Pole Vault Champion from becoming the West German Pole Vault Champion?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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The question isn't "why does it suck," but rather, "why doesn't it swallow?"Originally posted by Kidicious
Why does capitalism suck?!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I think you can't do both.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
The question isn't "why does it suck," but rather, "why doesn't it swallow?"I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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Was the Soviet Union really just Upper Volta with nukes?Comment
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No, it was Upper Volga, but you can see how people were confused.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Originally posted by Kidicious
I think you can't do both.
Yes you can, you just have to have talent
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Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
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why is capitalism untalented?
Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"Comment
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Because we use Dollars, Euros, Pounds, Yen, and Yuan instead of talents these days.Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave
why is capitalism untalented?
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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srslyOriginally posted by Tiamat
Yes you can, you just have to have talent
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What is the best anagram of "chegitz guevara" you can think of?Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?Comment
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