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  • Magazine says AP working on Britney obit

    Wezil. We ain't the only "sick" people.

    ‘We are not wishing it ... we would have to be prepared,’ editor says


    Scoop: Britney's early obit
    Jan. 18: Courtney Hazlett says it's common practice for AP to have obits ready, but because it's Britney it becomes a big deal.


    MSNBC News Services
    updated 59 minutes ago
    Usmagazine.com is reporting that The Associated Press has begun preparing Britney Spears’ obituary.

    “We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time,” AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington tells the magazine.

    “I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now,” Washington says. “Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now ... but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”

    Washington also tells Us that the AP has a “pretty extensive obituary operation,” and that staffers are “constantly adding people.”

    It’s not uncommon for news organizations to have obituaries prepared for celebrities and other high-profile individuals, but they are generally much older than the 26-year-old Spears.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

  • #2
    Reminds me about boy scouts slogan.. nothing sick in this really as it's common practice.

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    • #3
      Has anybody taken her in the dead pool?
      What?

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      • #4
        I took Lindsey Lohan. She's working in a morgue as part of her court plea.
        I don't THNK anyone took Britney.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Richelieu
          Has anybody taken her in the dead pool?
          Deep Sleep has her on his list.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #6
            It is clear to me that the AP's plan to murder Britney Spears has been discovered and that they will now have to abort and find some other scheme to get attention. By killing Spears and having the only story on her, the AP would be able to peddle their obituary for millions on the market. I expect there will be an indictment, or maybe like six indictments, coming out of this shortly.

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            • #7
              Wiglaf - You forgot the
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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