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And it's a Pastafarian doctrine. 
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Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila -
I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie
He has problems with math as well as with critical thinking!
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No luck. This is the type of stupidity the fundies always use.Originally posted by Blake
That's the kind of comment you just hope and pray is actually cleverly satirical and not serious.
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I must say, the OP made my morning. Thanks!
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Priceless!
(except the douchebag with the homosexual kid)
These people need to check up on reality though, they might like it!
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Best thread in ages.
Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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[in a discussion on whether the speed of light is constant (fundies like to say it isn't)]
Constants seldom are ... pi changes depending upon the strength of the gravitational field involved.
This can't be real!
Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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Wow, if this thing ever gets erect it will cause a massive bloodloss to its bearer
No one knows what's happening until the flood comes (according to Matthew). And the flood is here - it refers to the apocalypse. There is a huge amount of supporting evidence on the site. For example, there is evidence for the wh0re of Babylon due to a 666 mile long penis in Mexico.Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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I can't tell you how many times I've heard a variant of this in theological discussions.To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.
Though it does call to mind an old Woody Allen joke: "The brain is the most important organ in the body. Of course, it's the brain that tells us that..."
"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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[on the sunject of a Bible printing company]
Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes... what can I say?).
The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.
It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
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Yeah, my thoughts exactly. When I found that link, I was considering posting it to a new thread of atheistic douchebaggery.Originally posted by Elok
With random online twits saying it, it's not half as funny.
Then I started to check out the links for these quotes, and found that all of them seem to point to trolls, people being sarcastic, or tossing around some hyperbole for fun.
Those morons posting on Christian boards were treated to the same derision as they would have got on `Poly. So, while amusing as all heck, it doesn`t really mean anything.
There was one good question, though - why can`t we speak monkey?Long live the Dead Threads!!Comment
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"several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years."
What a dweeb.
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Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve!
That one's the most hilarious to me...
I do like the KJB in english one donegeal quoted above also... given that the KJB was intentionally written to have beautiful language over accuracy...
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I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.Comment
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Originally posted by Heraclitus
[in a discussion on whether the speed of light is constant (fundies like to say it isn't)]
This can't be real!
The speed of light varies by material/lack thereof it is traveling through, but tends to remain constant within that material. In nuclear reactors this situation crops up though:
Disclaimer:not faster than lightComment
I think it's time for a new signature!
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